OOOOh Boy oh Boy, I'm the sleepiest thing in this office today

Why you ask?? cause i didn't go to bed til almost 4 am

OH man oh man! Buckle up hussies!:

*But First let me get a story out of the way about why I HATE and ABHOR sharing info with Mommy dearest

So the past 2 days I've felt weird like in my chest a sick dizzy feeling like when you don't eat minus the tummy ache.. or like when you take diet pills and the fuck your heartrate the whole day (*SMDH* don't ask, this are old things that I don't want to go back to) except i KNOW i had me a good lunch, I slept better than most days (this was Monday afternoon and that was when Blondie was over, we slept bundled up and nice with spike between and shit and I had leftovers of everything and I ate oatmeal for breakfast and I didn't make the gym so what gave?)

Anyways this feeling not only didn't go away after lunch but started giving me like a dizzy headache too ( I get fed up with certain pains and is almost like a tension headache, whatever) I told the ATL girls via email since we were shooting the shit all day but also my boss and the intern asked me, is almost like being scared when you know you are not but your body is carrying on funny, I was even sweating here, well Manita was like Tell mami tell Mami tell mami

Um No, we don't share a lot of info her and I, in fact when I was 21 I had a fucking cooch Biopsy and she never knew it, cause he default mode is : Angry, accusatory, bitchy and implying shit

SO we don't do vaginal issues, Men issues (cause again is always your fault for not keeping a man), money issues (cause you are a broke asshole not worth of being her kid), needs, problems with the condo she forced me to buy (cause Is my fault I'm stuck there) essentially I let her talk, I nod, I offer pittance that I'm ok with her disapproving of, she tells me I'm fat or on a good day that I should be manhunting, that's a nutshell of every convo

I went to bed like at 8 or 9 after talking to Manita and finishing The Virgin Suicides (great Soundtrack on that movie) and the feeling wouldn't stop, I knew cause it was THAT early and I told Spike to go fuck himself since i really felt winded after my 3 flights of stairs) and then I set up for him to pee at home, he woke me at 1 and 2 and I was alert and the pain/jolty shit feeling was still there

The next day I didn't go to the gym came rather late and sat my ass here doing nothing still feeling funny, Manita kept telling me to do something (also I've got shitty insurance, I hate taking off from work for Bullshit and I HATE doctor visits. Well FINALLY I giev up after work and tell mami what the deal is, her response:

Accuse me of taking something on purpose
Possibly Imagining shit
Having a Bullshit Panic Attack

FINALLY telling me to come over

Then Hanging up!

AWESOME, Team Mami for the win

I went to see her and WHY was she side eyeing me, she took my pressure which was normal, then Listened to my chest and Freaked out on me: Apparently she heard an extra Sistolic Beat there which accounts for the extra jump, well I figured I'd take an aspirin she said that I need to get an EKG done (Oh Sure on my shit-for-brains insurance and with a trip and things to pay for, surrrreeee) I asked if she couldn't give me something, she said that I gots to go, hustled me out of the house but WHY this morning everyone in the family is calling me to give me shit??

UGH! I have an appt on Tuesday 1:30 BOO!

But this is nothing that sex can't cure, in my opinion!, for that I went on to do the following things:



Talked to Oralmaster like we never had the previous exchange: You know how guys do that to us??? Like.That.Com Bwahahaha I was like Oh Hey you, when I saw him online, I asked what was up with him etc and went on my merry business (is the skills that would make me bother with this conciliatory bullshit)



Flirted with Focker the Tattooed Male Nurse : Over the phone and he started that SO. FUUUNNNNNNNNYYY he was like hey cutie eat your fruits and veggies and plenty of liquids, I can't have you passing out during your physical and necessitating Mouth to mouth resuscitation or some sort of intubation, I told him that should I need medical assistance I'd leave things to his professional discretion, he replied that any procedures that needed to be preformed would be done in the strictest and most professional confidence with my safety and well being in mind *cackles like a lunatic*. He is my "back to reality" draw (regarding that whirlwind weekend... which I spoke to soon cause...).....ACK NO NO NO NO NO I am feeling uninspired by him all of the sudden, not his fault but kinda (a personality thing) so I decided I will do some date/troublegetting tomorrow but it wont be him, It'll be the one I showed some of the girls a few weeks back since he happens to be in town from some or other trip, and I happen to be gunning for trouble, another financial adviser (is ironic Ive dealt with lots of those this year, with my fiscally responsible ass and all)

But yeah he is cute and we've talked on an off for a while I even called him on it this last time he hit me off cause I told him that stupid ass red car seemed familiar, another workaholic with no time but this should be a fun glass of wine and so on, that way it'll be back to reality from that 3 dates back to back business but NOT drudgery, Is all about having options and I NEED options, always





Made all types of horrible guttery things happen with Blondie!: This was rather unexpected, See I had told Tai that I felt like falling back and seeing what his next move would be cause I had sent him a link to resolve some issue, and I didn't feel like being the bugger-of-a-man whether he requested pictures or not daily, I simply wouldn't comply and see what happened which is tricky since he is a dude of options and I'd like to repeat, but I also feel like Fuck It! I won't/don't/can't compete with a deluge of skinny double digits, triple digits fake tits heauxs and long whatever mixed with something blah blah blah hair, I just don't play that odds game cause I'm 29, i eat and I happen to like how things are going, as he had on his FB (plus I also told him Quit fronting I bet you are nice sweet with everyone, which is easy to do if you tire and dispose fast.. takes one to know one Cat Daddy!), like you know me, I Opt the fuck out if that's the standard

(Not Baseless speculation, That Is the former Fiance)

Anywhoo so BEFORE I'm finished with that

He actually chats me up... I reply, act nice, end the convo on his end

When I was driving back from Mami's he calls me and asks me if he could see her tonight, I said That's gonna imply seeing her Owner, he said that this was the whole point

OOOOKK Who am I to say no, my point was that I would not make the efforts if I didn't see one as well, That way, you know I'm not a pest (I hate that I always rather go down as Ice cold than extra cuddly and syrupy, even with terms of endearment.. that is hard for me, even if interested) anywhoo, I tidied up, showered made the house smell pretty and sat watching V

About halfway through he calls me telling me: "Baby, be ready and come down I think we need to get somethings for us for your drawer and hopefully that camera of yours works.. I can't wait to see you"

O-kkkk

I talked to him a few more times on the way and then he got to my place made out with me in the car and proceeded to drive to the Megasex emporium and blow a bunch of money On Lube, a Body Stocking....

...made out of fishnets hosiery thingamabob

....and nothing else... Think of it as the Most fucking unforgiving thing ever to wear But fun cause it has accessibility everywhere and THAT is something I can sign up for even if i'd NEVER EVER would wear that shit ever ever in public if you paid me

as well as The BIGGEST EFFING DILDO EVER (which I forewarned him would only be used THAT time so why bother.. I don't like dildoes) he was like a kid in a candy store and we were oh-so-wrong and extra touchy and extra that this girl said she wanted dibs on the distribution rights

So we went home and he immediately begs to see the aforementioned with some sexy shoes, Me not one to say no, what do you think?? Of Course I went for the boots! and that mess... Straight tramp, low classy and if this blog is going to hell, you're coming with!

He made us drinks and proceeded to lose his shit all over me, totally, completely and utterly, the camera worked.. Trust, we enjoyed seeing those later on.... way later

.......when he was demanding that I friend him on FB (UGH!!) whilst we were naked and cuddling up near the computer (no he REALLY loves my sex playlist) and should I change my picture and can I leave him a comment, seeing as how he bought his own ticket to stalkerville and self incriminatory evidence I felt no need to actually follow through with that more than in friending him to confirm my own suspicions (that he is a flirty manwhore.. .trust, when you see him and see his energy in action anything he tells you about "not having time to be in a relationship" and all the extra stuff, is BULLshit... see dudes like OM are good looking, busy, and too rough around the edges.. just the silent stoic type, extra sarcastic but Blondie?? He is extra schmooze) he also commented that He is happy to have a toothbrush reserved (uh the leftover from when Lua came, yep he spent the night again)... then he threw some shit about "am I trying to make him fall in love with me"

"boy, stop! Ain't nobody trying to do jackshit"... I'm just a hospitable bitch when you are nice and forthcoming to me ( plus I also happen to think he is a dude that loves to talk in the Superlative, so I dont think he means shit)

Speaking of which he showed me the one on his team he is essentially ignoring (cute cute cute thing, he complained about her being too skinny, whatever I find it rich that the same guys that date and drool over these chicks want to badmouth them in front of other chicks, eh! I'm sure I'm the "fat" bitch to some other chick... well I would if I was going to play the "wink wink you look so cute in that Pic baby - See you later I cant wait! " game... But I don't and I won't I only comment on 5 people's facebook and that's essentially under duress and those are my family and Mia, Period, i do a picture update, uh.. once a year IF that) he said is my fault, that she is mad and hounding him, he asked about who/what was on my side, I didn't offer a lot, to be honest I don't mind disclosure but I don't want a lot of info cause is not my business and it doesn't make me "hot' or "jealous" so there is that

But yeah that aside this fool had energy to spare that was just crazy, and if you told me Coke was involved in this somehow, I wouldn't doubt a lot, I promise I was trying to check pupils cause it was that intense and heaaavvvyyyyy, Like AFTER we were done playing the first few hours he decided that he wanted to give head and, um... eat ass..... and after that he gave me a backrub and more sex and then I went to walk spike cause it was like 1 am... we took a quick shower that went "not-showery" and then I crashed ...Absolutely so, i thought .. at 2:47 (no gym, of course, but the heartbeat was ok all the sudden... not so NAOW, like it comes and goes or something... Mostly I thought: What if My heart gives out whilst fucking... my mom would be SO. Embarrassed to find all this shit!, A bodystocking , bootz, monster dildo, things about, a buttplug, my computer and Camera in situ... a dirty house.... she'd dies of shame just to beat me into hell), but he started just kissing my shoulder, kissing and kissing and rubbing my back and then that whole thing went over and over again.... all said I only slept like a couple of hours if that, he was begging me to take it easy with the clutch of death and then when I got to work today (surprisingly on time too!) he called me saying I had bruised his ribs with so much of this orgasm business and now his cough hurts, that he is expecting that I'll make it better soon, i told him I would, somehow things this morning went into the FB business and I told him he was so extra with all those hussies in there tripping and essentially shook my head, he said that it was cause of his abundance of game, I agreed, I told him that I always believe what people tell me about themselves and asked him to send me a nice Un-friend me email when our cycle was through

He balked saying with the way things are going I'm crazy to even say that , especially how last night went

I shrugged and said That I wasn't flattering nor lying to myself, I called him a busy bee and I said that in the spirit of being a realist and honest and of truth in advertisement I Know on his circle everyone is probably utterly replaceable but that I'll keep using his services in accordance to what my needs are and how they are being met and how nice and discreet he is with me

His reply: No baby, not you, I gotta make you stick around... we'll see but so far, he is working it










Blacksheep-Sneaker Pimps: I love his voice and how they do a bit of guitars, a bit of electronica flavored thangs


Zero 7- Ghost Symbol: I love Zero 7 but I love em a Lil bit less since Sia went to do her own shit, this song from their new cd is just awesome, sounds like a secret being told, best way I can explain




Bueno I'm Taking my Ass to bed Soon as I get home

Blondie date details

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anyways, let's say this post is sponsored by China Glaze's For Audrey (hands) and Turned Up Turquoise(feetsies)


OHHH My dearest friends

I'm probably dickmatized at the moment (see!? THIS is why I advocate Options in dating, to avoid same) but this date thing??....


This "date" thing went all the way around to "too far" and back... how bad?? Bad enough to throw my team off for better or worse (probably this though)

First of all He, Blondie finally told me where we were going

HERE

which was supernice and cute and unexpected but he also told me he had tried the Marriott, the ritz and a few other places by Ft Lauderdale beach (Boy, Stop) but even with his hook ups it was just not happening, and then the Cutest shit was that he actually finished his work obligation early and called me on his way to meetings just to say he was too eager and excited about our evening, Heh! I concur!... So we chatted and texted most of the day all anticipating and esentially goading each other

I get to the hotel, he told me to valet park that he'd take care of everything and I do, I get to our room, he start swiftly by drinking us a few (2 a piece) drinks from the minibar... whiskey and coke for me, he was doing vodka and talking to me, we sat on the bed and got all hugged up, he was rubbing my leg whilst I rubbed the back of his neck... *sigh* he looked so yum
Like so, he had taken off the Jacket and rolled up the white sleeves *swoon* you know I love me a man in suits and button down things... just.so.much, like innapropriately so, I've been known to tell men that I have the MOST fun taking off a suit slowly

And Oh Lord this dude is a grabber-hugger so he does that and you know is a wrap for me when you fuss and lick/kiss or bite my neck we literally stared to make out, give each other some head but fucking manage to compose ourselves enough to go make dinner, and now we are just giggling about how we are BARELY keeping our hands put and getting ready to eat at the Hotel's restaurant... except he deemed it an "old White People convention center" so our giggly asses Moved out to Mancini's down a bit further in Las OlasThe joint was super extra and the whole time we just practically fondled each other at the dinner table and actually talked and Marveled that we seriously couldn't stop touching and talking, he liked my outfit so i went to the bathroom took a pic
and sent it to him ... cause I'm extra, of course, yes a miniskirt, boots and a little lumberjack type of shirt thing, and yeah It was warm enough to sit outside wearing just that and anyways i had promised legs, he mentioned a few favorite things to see women wearing, and I had every intention to comply (Boots, to start with)

I told him this was bullshit cause whilst I have no issues fucking the pants off a guy I certainly don't talk to them about my past, or personal life, or some family bs





***** speaking of which , and another thing about how the team is fucked: OM threw another bitchfit... Friday , mid-date he says: "How was your week"

ME being Busy and drunk, and occupied with Blondie, I DON'T answer ... but also WTF?? do you see him answering my every text? NOOO so what's the problem? (nor do I expect him to!)

but believe you me then he sends a text saying: Oh OK, I see..well then BYE!


I replied the next day all like: Dude why are you always up in arms about something? is not like you are obligated to answer ME every time I text you so what is the problem

nary a peep since then... that that jealous cunt, he just need a kit kat break or something, is a shame he looks how he looks, and has them skills... and that last date was rather nice, to nap wake up and go again, and all that, but he also makes me want to kill a kitten with that Bullshit******




he says he is concerned cause he wasn't thinking about getting into anything serious etc, but that now he was sorta wanting to see how this goes, most after dinner he wanted to go do more things with me (take a cab to the beach, etc) unless I wanted to get back to the hotel (I should mention we each probably had us two bottles of wine, he pinot grigio, me Riesling = Q was TANKED), but between him kissing me and asking me to NOT stop touching him so long as we are dealing with each other and kissing my fingers, and me feeding him some of my food, he actually told me about why he didn't have a watch (had a pretty extensive collection, a chick pawned them and wrote herself checks from his account, money that he would have freely given her, also we talked about my theory of Men in SoFl zeroing in on the shallowest common denominator hence pay-to-play.. I don't think is right but don't tell me you are dating "models and '"pagent circuit chippies" and 'actresses' you meet at the club, or in Vegas who are stunning but supremely insecure and skinny and tell me you don't pay for it somehow, is a C'est La vie thing), he also told me of the VERY recent death of his stepdad and his mom being alone and how he wasn't dealing with his feelings for the sake of a strong front for his mom (and that's dicey cause I can't deal well with Grieving emotional landmines, I mean sure sometimes that just opens a person more on the right way... but that's also a temporary effect)

And yes, I chose the lets walk back to the hotel option why some old asshole comes up to us asking?: "so is it true you never go back"

We say excuse me? huh? (mind you we are drunkkkk and grabby at each other), This Old dbag repeats: You know, what they say about once you go black

At this point he switches sides with me so I am away from the dude and I just sorta grab him and look at him crazy (Don't-engage-please)

Blondie replies: well, first of all look at her, she is gorgeous, I'd be crazy to

We continue walking and this moron catches up to us again and he kept prodding and asking shit like how long youve been together, now Blondie's Jaw is going and he curtly replies "it's new for us" he went on to ask "where and how did we meet, did we meet that night, he saw us at the restaurant" at that point he told him he was Way out of line, and we crossed the street, I think we were too drunk to get in a fight but then at 3 am and later on when he woke up all appalled that this shit had happened, like literally Hollering: Baby! Did that Bastard just ask us that?

Oh yeah cause now that's my default name (my Baby works as well).. I flat out asked yesterday if he is this sweet always to all the girls he flirts with, he said that if they were all as sweet as me, maybe, but is not the case

So we walked to the Hotel and in a true sign of a drunk, besides making out on the elevator on some almost Fatal Attraction tip I decided (quite saucily thought I, maybe it looked more sloppy) but we are in a LOONNNGG hallway in the hotel en route to our room and I move 15 20 paces from him and quite naturally start walking backwards and undoing my shirt buttons.... were there cameras? Yes I'm sure, was he hustling to catch me before the last button? yep!

So we ended pushed against the door with no tops (what? you thought once he reached me it was game over??) Heh! I'm a BAAAADDD woman! Bad enough to go through a whole fiery first round with nothing but my boots on That was fun!


After that we woke up at 3 yammered a little and had more sex, several rounds even, and again at 8, more of the same, at 11 I woke up to eggs Benedict breakfast and kisses and more talk about how we need to see where this goes (I don't necessarily disagree, but you know me and these things, I'm not "looking for _____" I am ok with things as they are or IF they are My fun was the actual present tense) we watched tv and commented on the places he's gone to and that he liked the best (Mexico City he says was the best)

We checked out at 1 in the afternoon and I went to see Eva and deal with her birthday Party, she had fun and a few kidss (I think she wanted more kids) and why did my whole family showed up to bug her anyways??? why were they all heartbroken that she wanted no "Happy Birthday" sung?? I tell you they stay doing too much

After that I came home, sent a picture to Blondie at his request since he liked my leopard print set, he talks in quite very many proprietary terms of my situation.. and TOTALLY Hilarious, calls those other thing Him and Her ROTFLMAO like straight full convos about him being so into her !! and then admonishing him that he feels sorry for whomever I'm going to have to cut out to make space for him cause he simply must stick around

Sunday I wok eup late, went to the gym and I was already feeling like I didn't want to go on that date with The Focker but I don't Know I feel that I must for the sake of both clarity, options and keeping busy (and not blinded by an exceedingly high blast of incredible chemistry that went off the charts), well surely why did Blondie call me to ask if I wanted us to hang out later?

Of Course I said yes

Of course that to be extra I decided I was cooking Latin food, the whole shebang

Of course I cleaned like crazy

Of course I was excellent at cooking and giving him directions

Of Course he looked adorable

Of Course he loved Spike (on all fours on the floor and stuff)

Of Course he Lost his ever loving shit when he realized I had fishnest and garter and matching lace thong and Bra under my clothes (his Other most favorite fantasy deal as per him)

Of Course I was attacked

Of Course afterward his comment was: This stuff what the most heavenly and devilish stuff all rolled into one, so amazing and hot, I think I agree too

Of course he LOOOVVEED my sex playlist (he called it perfect Fuckstuff)


what was unexpected was that I let him spend the night and didn't hustle him out, that I actually slept all cuddled up, and that I offered him breakfast this morning as well as a toothbrush, instead he waitied til I was fully dressed and went at it again

Good times, let us all repeat! (I told Tai that on Raw skills alone I'd like Oralmaster to get his shit together and cooperate but this guy is more of a cute package deal)








The Gossip- Heavy Cross: I adore this bitch, just how she owns and carries her unapologetic brash ass self and then there is that voice and her makeup she ain't trying to hate on your steez cause she is killing her fucking field and shaves her legs (and eyebrows) , unlike certain furry hoez (Hi Mo'nique!), but I love this song from their latest, yet this shit Bumps HARDER if at all possible on the dance mix, which is what I use obsessively to work out

Speaking of Beth:

The Gossip- Careless Whisper: Know this, there are three things I love over and over covered, Sweet dreams (are made of this), Careless Mothafucking Whisper and Paranoid Android... and Dammit if Beth didn't do this song right!! and like a whole different song


SPEAKING OF WHICH

Mika and Beth Ditto- Sweet dreams... *swooonnnnnnnn*** His Falsetto and her voice... I used to think I had a better video to show you this but after much hunting this is the best most complete better sound quality, I wish they'd record this

Il fuoco nelle vene

That's an Italian expression for women carrying on in an over the top way (more referring to a Gaudy look, obvious makeup, extra jewelry buxom big hair , and I truly I do feel I'm living like that, well that and my Tits Out, big Heels, lots of gloss and eyebrows and legs out approach to life, with Fire in the Veins, is what the Italos call it, I need more eyeliner in my life to finish pulling the look But I'm almost there!, even when I'm supposed to be chilling in the cut, I be going hard, good example of that is how I manage to stay in steady trouble and hot bullshit even when I'm having a quiet day at home in seclusion eating healthy and working out , so yesterday I:



woke up late cause I went to bed at 3 in the morning texting and talking to TAP (he of the Thai ink)



Was woken up by Stupid Boss and Former intern cause Apparently although WE didn't discuss it they fucking decided to turn up to work, not that I was needed since my desk was fucking clean and it was Veteran's Day and AGAIN usually I'm ASKED if I need to be at work and Whatever they just wanted to torture me all morning, I told them to go fuck themselves



Went to the gym for like a Gazillion hours



Made me a DELICIOUS smoothie and wrap:

Peaches/Banana/Strawberry/Wheat Germ/Protein powder/Vanilla Soymilk and Yogurt, a Bit of honey and Sundried tomato wrap filled with chik'n tender chopped in, spinach, tomato, onion,black olives, onions, cheese, thousand Island dressing and egg of all things... next time I will try this thing I had when I went to eat with Silver Fox to the Samba room which was Sundried pieces of tomatoes, something creamy, something salty and halved grapes... should be interesting



So that and also napped, did my hair, downloaded more music, successfully avoided my family



Flirted some more and in fact scheduled me a date Friday Night with this cute morsel (we've been talking all day, but I took my sweet time answering his initial email, I've let him linger a few days) Tai Cracks on his feminine leaning name, I hate her, is semi official


He wants to surprise me says he with a date for the books, I asked what he said: Bring a bathing suit, something classy and something comfortable that way you have options... and your toothbrush in case you want to stay where we are going (then I asked for a hint and First he told me he had some connections but the Ritz and the Marriott were overbooked so we are going somewhere by Las Olas.... OHHHHH, like Bully would say: Amen??.. Amen!)...I Think this should be fun if for no other reason, for blogs' sake... he is North Carolinian (why do the guys from there always call me Babe, and Sugar right off???? *cackles* I like that anything BUT Mami...He did use Morenita and Ms D hehe!), has some sort of investment financial something (Ok Ok Stockbroker) or other and Yup I researched him cause I DO that, let's see how it goes before we give him a name?

But he did call and email and text and i.m thus far, as he should, and the accent is killing and the fact that he was ok with both of us being very upfront and stuff about pasts and casuals and stuff like that didn't hurt... then he went on to call his Lab his "boy child...and you know I could might as well hand him the panties at that point, men and their puppies just do me in


Saturday Is Eva's B-day celebration with a Bunch of gross lil preteens that I'm supposed to chaperon cause I'm her Cool cousin (me and Cousin Cute will be on Duty). She is Lucky I love her to death and then some, in reality her Birthday is the today, I remember like it was yesterday, Our First year in the States, and this little baby with big ears and a cute little mouth I remember the first time I wondered about her size in my aunt's belly and she replied to me with a whole foot imprint, and how I used to feed her and carry her in a little kangaroo thingie, but facing me and smelling the top of her soft head, ahhhh My baby, she still sits in my lap, but that's only going to be a little bit longer, she is all legs, elbows under a 100 pounds and almost my height, and Bright and Amazing and a strong little individual, I adore her


Norah Jones- Seven years: This has always been a song that reminds me of her, to the T, I can't believe is been this long and I've been lucky to see her grow into such a badass


Sunday I'm set to go on a date with Mr Focker, we are going to play Pool, and make out a little, surely that... at least!... me of lax morals could easily wind up into something more delicious, who knows


Jose Gonzalez- Remain: I always fail to properly pegged this sweet Boy, i want to say he is playig like a bossa nova thingie/boy and his guitar hybrid???



And then This: this song must have been played all of 20 times this week, I LOOOVVVVVVVVEEE It but I couldn't find you a vid for it, I Love these chicks and this song, so pretty, whimsy and Hey I can recognize th irony on my loving a song about being a disaster

Youre a Disaster - Dragonette

German Cake huh?

First of all HOW MUCH DO I LOVE "V"

I am like, adoring that show please don't fuck it up, this a a childhood staple of mine, I Love that Morris Chestnutt is employed and shirtless, I love that the "Robin" angle is switched to a boy instead of a girl, I love that the father is Ever is ever just so Fuckabulitious, and Hello Morena Baccarin! cause she looks like this

cause I love that name

Cause she has THE most delicious Haircut, I always feel kindred to the sort haired girls, I've always had hair like that or shorter, Fact This is THE longest I've ever had my hair, and I'm not used to it, like it stays getting in my face/sometimes when I'm eating, a hot mess(mami used to keep mine always short, Binks long) , usually I'da been Batshit by now and shaved it all off or done some REAL crazy Home cut BUT I'm getting to the age where I don't do very many slutty length things, or crazy makeup or a shaved head, cause for one I'm not that skinny and I work in an office where I'd NEVER hear the end to thinks like a drastic cut, pink hair or huge visible tats...not to say I wouldn't toe the line real close or date a human pincushion... cause by God I would and I'm diligently working two fronts of that, like hard, like while on my period working on that one dude I previously showed you and this other morsel

that actually hit me up whilst at publix (downtown, picking up lunch for boss) and he and I had an eyefuck for a moment ...a Long one, through the store....but we collected ourselves enough to exchange phones and emails... he told me something lurid in German the other day via email and funnariously that's when what little I remember/ can barely identify decides to kick in so I actually texted him back: "If you are lucky and play your cards right, you will have the answer to that soon enough"

Yes it was that saucy

Further info: he is my age, he is a chocoholic, like suffering of a Milky way problem such as I do, a Nurse (so are we calling him Focker (as in Gary focker), came from Germany at 14, he just cracked me up with some mess about "well, you said you don't like douchebags and you like that i'm being nice: but...what if I was a good looking-good kissing- douchebag? J/K"

Verdict: I'm in trouble (but I answered that i'd probably take advantage of the kissing and NEVER ever call him back again...Yup I sure did, he asked if he could cook for me)


Further proof the Germans are coming is that my Long distance morsel also just told me he is coming to visit friends and he wants to spend a day or a few hours just us doing something fun

(see; we stay always in contact nothing too schmoopie or anything but also enough to as he says: "Have me keep him in mind" he sometimes will text in the morning and say hi or whatever, a quick call whatever) we had agreed to try and meet halfway after the holidays when things calmed down, take the dogs, meet somewhere not alabama not South florida and do whatever people did in that podunk halfway town a whole day, before we settled into anything else, Only he just called me and said that to me that we should hang Saturday or Sunday after thanksgiving

Speaking of my boss, That man has gone off the deep end of crazy, I love him but why did he loudly ask me yesterday if I STILL had my period, which "obviously" means i'm "Unclean"

Then he called me a Biotch Today... over nothing in particular, he just loved repeating the word, kind of like when he got a hold of the word BULLSHIT (spoken like a black woman in Opa Locka Flawda) and he just ran it to the ground... he is just like a 5 year old with Tourettes





Leighton Meester & robin Thicke- Someone to Love: Ummmmmmmmmmmm this is Totally going on the seductive dance list, NOMMY, just sexy strippery thing all sprinkled with Robin, sessy voice and that Round,Round/Italo Disco shit, plus she is practically Purring, i can't hate that


Womanizer in LA hands

Sliimy | MySpace Video
Sliimy- Womanizer: *sigh* better song and Video than the Original britney Is legend in my book for being a Life fail at her own songs which then anyone can go on to cover VERY WELL

La Roux - New Music - More Music Videos

La Roux- Bulletproof: UGHHH!! I'm such an electropop Whore this month


Incubus- Pantomine: I stay in love with him, long hair, short hair, no matter, is his voice *melts*

Ok;.. or not such a quiet weekend

First of all i've been on the same headache for 2 days now Yep i finally put clothes on to go get excedrin Tension Headache (yessss it stopped)

second: WHAT the fuck is the matter with Sammy Sosa, I've spent all day looking at the blogs, and Sat night i had a SS induced nightmare: Is the permed hair, the contacts, and now the white skin (also could be botox, an ethnic Nose job and a peel or two thrown in there
Lets not discuss his woman's Contacts (did they get them in a two for one special), or her Harsh face ( Mia and I theorized that she eats Bunnies On Easter!) or Afro Latinos colorstruckness or its roots, is a shameful part of my culture and a big part of why I don't ever see myself paired up with a Hispanic man that's not one hundred and ten percent Americanized AND liberated, Our values, and his family's desire for a whiter mate won't ever align with me and what I want in a man/from an extended family, since I can't ever carry myself as second best on account to my color, so BOO assholes!

Third: Notes on a Scandal was a MAGNIFICENT movie! really Judi Dench was Glen Close crazy and I all the sudden understood Mary Kay Letorneau, plus is always a joy to see Bill Nighty


fourth: I most certainly I'm Trapped in this body cause why else would a WOMAN be drinking Juice from the Bottle



fifth: Tai must die; Not only I get porn from her (Gay Porn that tickles my bones, and some other raw shit straight up my gutterbucket alley) and Prayers to the Red Lord so my period stops so I can tap That ass but I also get this
THE TURD BURGLAR! In PURPLE!

sixth: Who all thinks I am going to say no to this???

extra info (cause We've been talking THAT much and cause I am INSANE and in SoFl you thoroughly research people and I've done my research... and I'm amazing ): Smart as fuck, Black/Italian/some Hispanic stuff in between, Way extra Open, a Perv like me, trust me, like we've laid a LOT out there this weekend, like A-ok with my love for t-girl porn, used to live in Manipur (India) , from 12-14 as a monk first then training to fight, plays bass (Used to anyways) on a Straight edge steez until very recently HAWT body, Um we are into a lot of the same music apparently, he can only suck at kissing and be a true life asshole and that's the only way I wouldn't hit it (since he charmed me a LOTTTTT this weekend... uh and so did his Blog from a few years back Hehe!?...and them tatts and glasses and uh... package situation), his name is a pass down from the family since being back in Italy for the first born male, So there are very many high chances that should the gods of Periodland Spare me I will most certainly be Tapping That Very soon (why that asshole Tai, called him TAP Tats And Penis)... and yes Fuck what You heard, neither one of us has many morals...There is NOTHING I don't love about that picture, not a thing...OH and this; He used to have an apadravya piercing which he took of about 10 years ago... I Wish he still had it cause I've never done a dude with a dick piercing and that could feel superdelicious against mine YUMMMM (also don't look that shit up whilst at work, is a favor, trust me) oh And Uh He LOVES to be at Haulover???!?!? How the fuck I missed that Fucking Morsel??? HOW! (he shared videos with me... I gave him some pictures, yup with other people and backstory... Nommy!)

seventh: Is SO nice out still Bitches!!1 Like 80s (windy at the moment) but won't it be awesome if i can still swing the beach a few days from now??

eight: I got my coat for the Girl's Trip, Old Navy has a sale half off all week and Monsters, La and Mia helped me pick it out via phone


Ninth: Binky is coming!!!! day after thanksgiving, for like a month, babies and all ***Bai Privacy!, hello Cache and Cookies cleaning****

tenth: Uh i had me the HELL of a boyfriend-Date with Oralmaster, yup that threw me for a loop as well, LOL he called me when he got home from Chicago, the next morning (saturday) I needed food SORELY

The Bread was hard, the fruit was on it's way out, the Olives are months old for some reason i just found them and yep I keep 3 things of water filled at all times cause I Drink water like it's going out of style

anywhoosie so That But On the way to Walmart I get Mr. Oralmaster (is like 9: 30 am or something)
O: Hey Babe

Q: hey you, what's up?

O: My Cock... we need you NOW

(Classy, Non?.....Tai said the man should write cards for Hallmark the way he is classy with words like this)

Q: well, come on over, you know where to find me and where to park

Delicious! I was in fact needing Some pre-period sex! Timely motherfucker you! so I get to shopping (and Spike got his new Collar BTW) when I get another text:
O: did you eat yet, hon?
Q; um, no but I'm buying food, you want something

(I stay cuddled with the dude, and he eats pussy on a scale that greatly outweighs my BJ giving, and I'm a 30 mins at least thing) and I like cooking, and he looks like this on a bad day
(the pics don't really really reflect him well...Oh! he was wearing this shirt!!)

So i don't mid cooking for a hard working man that also has no problems staying hard, staying protected having a short practically non existent or mostly STILL HARD refractory period

O: No how about I pick you up and take you to lunch

Q: Nice, sure, then call me when you're downstairs

So i got home, quickly cleaned, showered, and left things in order, and shortly after he called, appreciated my glasses and Wonder woman Tshirt combo and we set out to find food, bt that turned into a long drive, talking shit, exchanging stories about the assholes of SoFl and the golddiggers he's encountered (He said He was going to change his profile to Copper diggers wanted *DEAD*) we talked a LOT of shit back and forth we then ended up in a place really close to my house which he said was to "feed me the best garlic Rolls ever" (they were) and once there we talked even more smack,we giggled at the waitress having a white print of flour on her ass, tried to place her accent (Eastern Europe, I won that), and held on valiantly to our lead as "the youngest Clients in the room"

After that we came home, he intended to watch the game (some team against another) only of course I got interested on his package..... which then turned into VERY vigorous Sex (HOLLA TROJAN MAGNUM ECSTASY) and I mean I was In fact Cramping cause I think he wast trying to give me a hysterectomy.... Yo That was A LOT the wet spot in the bed was the whole bed, he tried to Make me have some of that female ejaculation business... only so he could lick it, ahhh man and again i don't think I'm ever going to find some dude that genuinely loves to eat that much pussy

after that we showered, came out to the couch to watch more tv and cuddle with spike, except he fell asleep between my legs, I woke him up after a while so we could move to bed, he didn't oppose this (usually he'd rouse up enough to get his clothes on and get that show on the road, when he's been sort of tired) so we went to bed, spike went behind his legs and I set my alarm for an hour.... he cuddled up with me all spooning and rubbing my arms and covering my feetsies from the cold etc Yup! NOW, THAT (or my being comfortable with same) does NOT happen often.. and what do you know? I actually felt asleep after a whole while, heh!

After a while the alarm rang, I woke up, he fixed himself in a different position and I went ahead and wrapped myself around him, but since i HAD to g see about that coat, i didn't feel like letting him fall asleep again, so I went for that BJ Wake up move....... We ended up on the longest 69 thing Ever, and both came without so much as penetration needed! Fun for the whole family!... afterward I took a quick shower again, he got dressed and got spike ready to go out ( I like that he REAALLLYYY likes spike) and I've been eating that fucking huge unending Calzone since yesterday... It was A LOT, like a Large sized pizza bent over, is what he called it LOL



Music- The indie edition (as always)


Music Go Music- Just Me: How extra is she


The Drums- Let's Go Surfing: so Fun... Like Joy Division but on Anti Depressants!


Dragonnette- Pick up the phone

Dispatch Music, and Im bored but grateful for the "bored"

I'm also eating like a pig at a through I think, cause my period is going to be here saluting my ladyparts any minute (watch the sexing offers commence, cause my period is stupid like that


Oh also THE STUPID ANONYMOUS ASSHOLE THAT INSIST ON TRYING TO COMMENT WITH ADVERTISEMENTS FOR CIALIS ETC: GET.THE. FUCK.OFF.MY.BLOG... I always moderate and although I gives a fuck about dissenters or criticism, or advice, or questions or off topic stuff I will surely the fuck NOT approve yours no matter what, so go somewhere else with that shit (also same goes for the occasional religious nuts, unless is an excerpt of the LOLCat Bible I simply don't care for it , Toodle Roo!!!)



Oh Is quiet here and I finished off all my work, I want a quiet (if periody) weekend, no man bullshit even though yes we are still holding interviews and disqualifying morons left and right

In a bit I'll call JC, since I need to look into reducing my insurance costs and keep trying to save or at least pay the cards cause my sister should be here shortly, with her kids, as well as Paulie and Neen and her kid I believe and that will mean money expenditure, plus I need to get some xmas gifts (It won't be horrible as far as my family goes since I think we are having the gift exchange as always, but I still want to try to do some things)

And also that trip to ATL for NYE is definitely coming up and in full progress!! so exciting!!, and we are going to some nice Hotel (Like 5 starts type of shit! who knows!) Monster, Mia, and La and apparently I need to be babysat so I don't get in trouble!!, also what do people even do at Basketball games??? I'm at an utter loss, if you know me, you know I think sports smell like sweaty socks and I don't follow, and I get sleepy and so they decided we are going to some game, don't ask me who but I don't even know what you do for clothing to start with... I need a shiny 6'3 something to keep me occupied or something... wait they Might be at the court? right? I think? whatever we are doing that and uh Hello I need cheap covered up stuff that is NOT ugly , cause I cannot also look miserable and chubby-in-layers... also I gotta secure a Spike minder!

*And I must workout: I think if I adopted my former hardlinery about that I'd be less stressed, about these HolidayHorror things (It just stresses me all those people around wanting something and expecting me to hang around and the lack of privacy.. don't get me wrong I love to have my family and friends around, you just know I'm not keen on fake holiday cheer and guided "blessings" and on being nice and sociable, so any kind of holiday thing tests my last nerve, my ability to not yell at my family or to strangle them regarding their tardy/cheap/idiotic habits, I'm however dead sure they hate my curmudgeony, fake smile 2 sec-before-the-picture- ass... another thing I can't with: Shoppers) on the plus side though... My skin is behaving and my body is not rebelling againt my shitty habits even as I apparently am totally back on the imsomnia train ( oh Manita SRLY AFTER we hung up then I couldn't sleep for an hour or so more!!)

*What is it about the holidays? that you can't stand: I don't know I don't like any of them, for one i don't get on the we saved the indians train, for 2nds I don't like fireworks, Halloween just generally creeps me out and Xmas is just UGH!, I also don't like to participate on Valentines, Easter and stuff liek that, I don't get the why it has to be the ONE day you decide to be nice and extra on people...Besides I celebrate all summer long taking my butt the Nude Beach whatever, I wasn't big on them as kid cause my parents weren't (Curiously enough all of the sudden my mom has become this extra crazy person about every single solitary shit, is ridiculous seeing her trying to rally adult troops when she never really care much for them shennanigans before) I suppose if I had a child Imight have to muster the umph! for decor but fuck I t think my sister only puts up a christmas tree as well, she DEFINITELY doens't do most of them but she indulges on taking her kids around (his Family is Big on all kinds of extra whirly flavored fuckery for each and every occasion and what have you)

*Random Shit I JUST heard/saw for the first time that Beyonce Sweet Dreams thing (literally like 5 minutes ago!) and I Liked the song : Heh! I adore to be tardy to these kind of party, My radio hate hard on continues on, and yet still great song, pretty girl, her spastic-dancing shimmy-shaking gives me tourettes and st vitus all at once, so one day I might hear the song and not turn it off but i certainly can continue avoid seeing her videos since they leave me with my head cocked to the side trying to understand and at the same time giving high props To Molly Roncal for the amazing makeup work (Another or my 2 favorite Beyonce games I play is the "interviews" game: this one is to try to recreate one of her vapid ones or to start drinking once she starts talking about Celestine/God/ her daddy, OR "guess which dresses Tina didn't make" Clues are: Good fit/ sudbued colors/ unbusy/glitterless/anything other than a mermaid cut/lame/satin???: then chances are this is Versache, D&G, Armani or Cavalli is fun Try It!)



Friday Music: Is all about Dispatch for moi today (cause we still got us 80s up in this here bitch!!)


Dispatch- General: I like this one but is even funner to try to match him on a follow-the-lyrics- battle, Heh!


Dispatch- two coins: sweet tune, every sweeter lyrics


Dispatch- Elias: Here, sing along

Na Jesu atwanekwa tayesu falala he.
Na Jesu atwanekwa tayesu falala he.
Tayesu falala he, falala he.
Tayesu falala he, falala he.


And Passerby, the one that made me love em in situ:

doggie Date Fail, and more busyness... you guys were smart!

I mean.... I KNOW I was supposed to blog more but I've been a bit stressed out....it was time to get my prints done for the citizenship, luckily , they let me do them without presenting my residency, i just gotta hope it works the same way on my interview cause there is no other reason why they would deny me that, also the office rearrangement from hell? GOD I've hated this, the new dude and his assistant are not so horrible but these cramped ass quarters are the pits, needless to say my privacy has been zapped a bit and my boss stays playing fucking games and drawing pictures, that lady also talks too much and I gotta wear my headphones just to get peace and quiet

Anyways, my intended plan of more regular blogging will continue, since my desk is clean, those peeps are settled, and all and all our schedule seems to be totally managed now that and the fact that I NEED to go to the damned gym in a steady schedule, my body is good to me to not utterly rebel against my fuckery

ok so let's start where I last left you and inject a few asides here and there, Halloween night was spent with my aunts and my cousin Eva, we all sat in the front porch, Eva handed candy to her classmates cause she wasn't all for no damned dress up (another thing she mimics me in, I hate all that made up commercialized holiday shit, she never quite has gotten on board either, she says that now that she is a "teen" she can express her displeasure with same LOL) and I got to watch a few horror movies, mostly Zombies, George Romero and unworthy remakes, also Hulk Smash texted me something about being sick, I was like uh..Ok (mind you me and Tai have been speaking poo on to that cause we keep going back to the same thing: why did he non-answered me regarding why is he single... like he just giggled and deflected the question, a question that is NOT hard to answer BTW), Oralmaster put on some text time even though I really wasn't planning on seeing him since UH! was Saturday and I was chilling with my family and Sunday I'm supposed to hang out with NY

AHHHH NY... Let me tell you, Tai and my Manita have been hearing me gripe about this: I was feeling absolutely stifled I guess is like this... when you like someone a lot it doesn't matter but you know that to me he was ok in the attractive scale but not super extra hawt or nothing, (short), most of all I'm a firm believe that I don't owe you shit nor do you when we are just starting to date.... I'm a commitmentphobe THERE! I've said it! I am a great girlfriend to have cause I ask for little more that cock, faithfulness and some efforts, I give space cause I NEED space myself, so I'm not bugging you, texting you, needing wanting all the time... But you gotta EASE me to that point.... Calling nightly for an hour, texting several times a day is only going to make me REALLY nervous

And I was REALLY NERVOUS, ugh! bothered and twitchy, I was straight not answering to some texts and shit, to my credit I did not say shit cause like my Manita said: Maybe I need to be eased into things and, hey i think dude is nice, doing the things, he, so to speak, could do in order to attract me, right??

Idon'treallyknowwwww

That night spicky broke his running after a big azz Shiba Inu, who then went on to chomp on his side, he wailed but as soon as I picked him up he went right back to talking shit and yapping it up, is stupid too cause he had been awesome enough for my aunt and cousin to comment on how well he's behaved, with all the trick o treaters, being sweet with all the kids and the teenagers, just being quiet and smelling up everyone a little bit...the funniest shit was that Eva tied strong white rope around his neck, triple knot, is so amusing that I haven't taken it off

and oh my nails are growing, hard to tell there cause I keep em squared and tapered off but All of them have grown all of the sudden Fact: my nails really don't grow, they peel when they do, so I'm kind of surprised

I also finally washed my hair off the keratin; my hair is now wavy, and I gotta work for those, but is great cause I hate crazy volume and whatever i guess you see the length more, i'm not really attached to that, I'm more into the convenience of time reduction and not wetting it daily, so Booyakasha on That!

but to blow dry or flat iron it is a MINUTES thing I didn't even need a mirror yesterday I just flat ironed it while talking to mami, is extremely soft either way

So that date came in and based on my level of apprehension I'm already iffy, but i figure if he comes at 1pm then he'll leave early, and hey I could use a bit of massage and uh... sexification if it happens!!!? (what? you thought I grew morals all of the sudden??, uh NO)

The apprehension turns to "um, ok" when he insists that WE can go get our dogs dogtags and spike a new collar.... um........o....k.......

He then proceeded to make it worse by telling me how he really wasn't feeling his Halloween Horror Nights, trip to Orlando with his dudes cause it was super crowded but since i like that type of shit : Maybe we can go next year?!?/!?!/!/1/1/1/??!?!?!?1/kpowoqjw'ehcFSDUhfC"ASdihv

WtF??? I'm NOT sure I want to even keep you and you tombout NEXT fucking Year??? boy STTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Then he came and i just had this forebording like ENNGHH!! i gotta stop seeing this dude!... but his dog was ADORABLE and he also hated spike and spike hated him, it was a disaster, an hour and change trying to get those two idiots under control, spike even bit y finger, not intentionally but he did

And then NY started trying to kiss me and rub me... but it was just eh! I wasn't feeling it at all, it was sloppy, desperate, whatever..... Then he crowned himself the biggest looser when we are just laying there and he starts to kinda get close to me with a hard-on only to Ask again about when are we gonna have unprotected sex

I Told him that it was NOT gonna happen no matter what he said, so that was lame and fucking obnoxious as fuck, and I HATE that bullshit pressure, and is fucking stupid, no matter what is like 2009 I don't know where you've been and I'm looking out for number one, you'd think guys would give more of a fuck

add to that (when I'm already peeved out enough to put my clothes back on etc) Binky calls me and the whole fucking time I'm talking to her Not only is he not giving me space in my own couch BUT he is Trying to be loud to where he wants to be obviously noted... to where I GOTTA shush him, when I hang up on her he goes; Oh you can tell her about me

"uh, I decide when I tell who about what friend" (now he is pushing my fucking buttons)

and then he just didn't seem to want to leave 9im watching SVU and pointedly yawning and whatever

second to final button gets popped when Binks sends me pics of the kids and tells me to open them... and he is hovering over me cause HE wants to see em... he THEN jumps again on the same bullshit about Oh if we had kids... and "what color are their eyes"

NO
NO
NO
NO
NOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOO

so somehow I hustle him out of here, ,he made a weak push about sex which I totally rebuffed and now i'm thinking "not-so-nice" cause nice guys don't fucking act stupidly pushy, and i IMMEDIATELY call my manita to let her know this simply won't do and it sucked ass and I couldn't wait for him to leave and then he knocks on the door cause he forgot something, so who knows maybe he woulda been privy to some convo and catch a clue but you know what does him in as final nail in the coffin??

He actually texted me, on his way home... to ask why didn't I want to have sex before he left; if it was because I was tired, or just didn't feel like it period


You know it had to end there right??: so i told him that pushing for condom less sex sucked on his part and I was feeling not well matched whether he was a sweet dude or not

he said he understood and blah blah balh I actually severely thank Mia for forcing me to write a very short dry message cause it woulda been death on earth to get a message or call from him on Monday so that was awesome

I have several pieces I'm moving at the moment, a ma asked me to pee on him, another said he is bisexual but i look like I'd be good to peg him (how did he know???) and 2-3 more, i gotta figure out who I want and who I don't, yummy fellas, but as of right now only Oralmaster is keeping up (texting me all lustyy from effing chicago begging me for some pictures etc etc etc ) I'm still deciding if I eve want to reply to Hulk smash

I have lots of delectableness around on my plate, we will pick off the bad stuff






Dan Auerbach- I want some more: I love how my indie cache is still giving me some shit


Client- Can you feel: yyyeeeeaaaahhh I can