I have Minibig, DEAL WITH IT, and other stories

I Know ya'll envious but that little Pixie with her sexy new do and ample cuntness rest comfortably in the cupborad of my heart, can you believe the cuntiness of this belated Birthday Present?? I can't I was like an Upside down roach calling her hollering, a delectable pink lipglass, a tasty shade of cunt nail polish and shimmering power, as well as the Makeup bag that I did not have, I loove her so much (her and the rest of you ladies) for going so out of her (your) way to wish me and make my birthday a happy one!!

Of COURSE I did thangs right away ( The Nail color is Steamy, the Lipglass in Morning Glory and the Glow is Golden Bronze... Is so big that it'll last me til the Rapture)


Now then the matters of cock

G.I Joe: That boy is probably biting his knuckles not to do his usual bullshit But the day after our fabulous romp at 5pm on the dot he TEXTED (Thank You Jesus) about how good it and we need to do it all over soon again

Umm hmmm

Weezy: Texted Thursday I played it off like I was superbusy (tired) tried again Last night, I ignored him, he won't try tonight cause he has one of those fetish parties again I think (as per the updates now delieved to my inbox) and is not like I care, I'm having a sleepover with Shortie... at his place

Now THAT is a doozy (how the FUCK am I going to sleep, friends?)Most importantly Thursday he told me that he has a Roommate... a FEMALE Roomate, a 5'2 Female Roomate (Oh Fucking Great!!! Giganta over here is encroaching on another bitch's territory, awesome) BOOOO!!!

He swears that he would have told me sooner but it never came up and he is not concerned cause:

A) she is a friend

B) nothing has or would happen

C) Is very temporary (He offered her a place to stay cause she didn't have a place to go and cause he HATES being alone)

D) I will meet her

E) he STAYS talking about me, according to him

F) Is not like she even spends her time there at all, in fact she said she'd be out all weekend


Whatever That is about a 10 point deduction, your thoughts on that??, I asked why didn't he say this before he said at first it didn't come up, afterward he didn't want me to take it the wrong way and run for the hills, or make it drama when there isn't a reason for that. I also asked him if HE was sure that SHE didn't have feelings for him cause

We bitches are REAL oblique with our feelings sometimes and also

If I'm just a prop to be put in between that so to speak to say: "Oh Look, i'm not into you cause of her" I'm NOT kosher with that bullshit either, you know, men being too chickenshit and all but he swear to me in not that sort of thing and we'll go do stuff later today, he'll show me around, then we'll have dinner and watch the MMA fight and can I spend the night

We'll see however he is on some sweet but not extra shit (for example: I Like to be left alone to my own shenanigans all week, he only starts contacting me and talking any further thana quick hi on the Messenger on Thursday, that's not bad at all!)

Sampler convos on the messenger two nights ago:

Wow Amazon, so you know you were born when I was 11? (I'm aware, vaguely)

I Will treat you lilke a little flower, I promise, ok? (Go On)

Although you are BEAUTIFUL and Sexy as hell Is not that, is your energy and just this general bubble you walk in, you attract people but then they'd be too scared to approach you, I figure, let me see if I don't get shut the fuck down! (Lol)

One thing that left me sorta worried, well not worried, but ya'll know me... WORRIED was that he is always telling me about these crazy swanky affairs they have in his job, like renting mcmansions and shit for parties, well so he goes: The next time there is one I want you to come as my date

Huh?!

Aw fuck that was a panicky moment.. .anyways let me go shower and nap for this drive to el Culo e' Mundo called Homestead!

Will report laters chicas! I just basically wanted to rub your noses on my awesome ass friends!







I Love these song and Video today

Playground love- Air: I'm a big Bigbiiiiiggg fan of Air


Soulstice- Wind (Fila Brazilia Remix) This one is in Hotel Coste, so so so sexy

Standfast- Love for life: YEEEEEEESSSS this is so very divine, yes I added SHITLOTADS of Trance, Lounge and Blues this weekend


Baden Powell - Samba Triste: Personally I love more the Stan Getz Charlie Byrd way But is such a great great sexy song

How Hard do YOU Go?

I Go HHHHHHHAAARRRDDD


That was exact transcript of my 2:32 a.m convo with My Manita Mia , she asked and I answer, we didn't even go Hi or nothing

Why you asked??

Cause she was basking on a glorious glow and I was coming back of a 2 hour session with G.I Joe

Umm Hmm Don't Judge me!, No Actually I know you don't see we both had such a case of Blue Balls? that we HAD to finish what we started and BOY did we ever

Although peeps like Adiva, Jesus Christ and Miss G Are not on board (she listed his cons as Thirst, the need of meds) My pussy and my back certainly were

Here is the thing compared to Mr Break in case of Emergency (Weezy) who Ms G Enchantingly called a Dislexic Fuck amongst some of the kinder words she's ever had for him: G. I Joe has always been nicer pound for pound (which BTW Sick body, Weezy, not so much), a cuddler, a kisser a caresser, playful after, attentive to whatever I need while at his place, a come correct shit talker but his big con would be that whole calling thing, I don't know I already warned him about that shit STERNLY

And he lives all of 6-7 minutes from home

So Last night he left the door open, told me so and asked me to come spoon up, Peeps, he learned a new trick... homey stays hard THE WHOLE TIME, this comes with age to some guys but how awesome is to have a guy in TOP physical condition witha Huge juicy hard butt (We called it a Van Damn! Butt) that just stays hard the whole way through, precious really! I asked him wtf was up with that, he said he finally got his stride

We tried every pretzelly mess position, a lot of me on top, me on top of his face, from the back, Much squiting happened he licked sucked and kissed everything proper and for a fun new spin on that ridiculous pussy patting maneuver that I hate for guys to do, how about doing it witha stiff hard cockage two secs before getting it all in! Minty God Take me now!, he gives orders and restrains me and that is uber hot, and is also not squeamish! 2 for 2 my dearests!

He threatened me with butt sex "the next time" and I warned him to take it easy on me, uh on account of that um, dick... you wanna know he tells me that he thinks is average?? Average where? Not on my Pussy nor my ass, thank you very much!, when I finally cried uncle he went for my boobs then gave me a massage and after he too collapsed next to me, covered my feet(cause they get cold) and asked me if I wanted some boxersLOL , he set his alarm for 4:44am and announced LETS CUDDLE!

Some Funny shit

Uh Oh! I have BIG time issues staying in places and dealing with all of that, you know this, I know this WE know this, so he cuddles up with me kissing and nibbling on my neck then finally settling his arm over my side then sort of in my groin and Passes the fuck out

Oh Lord! I close my eyes but im super duper tense, I get very tense when guys pass out and I'm in their place and I start itching to leave cause in essence unless I talk myself down (even if the bed is comfortable and the pillows scream STEAL ME MOMMY!, my mind is in a Million different places, I cant rest I close my eyes and then just move around or slow my breathing but Is hard for me to truly rest and fall asleep, unless i'm home (as it is I'm havig horrible problems sleeping again) so what do I do? I grab my phone from the end table and start texting my manita with this hot man wrapped around me like a boa constrictor

I am jazzed about her info and then tell her:

"Manita I wanna Leave, he Snores, I don't recall Shortie snoring and Snores make me buy em bretathing strips I cannot for the life of me sleep and i wanna go home, Fuck I Wanna Chew his arm out since is keeping my pussy trapped so I can leave!"

That asshole just laughed at me...so then I move a lot he gets on his other side, now is like I'm spponing him and I say: "Um OHHH so niceee , but I gotta get going soon"



*Big Whine* Whhhhhhyyyyyyyy???

Cause this is not my place and I work tomorrow?


*mumble mumble muble *TIGHT GRIP OF ARM*


FACK!

Then what I did was almost perfection unto itself I slowly moved and disentangled myself Carefully and rhytmically with his loud ass snores, stay without moving for a few secs then keep operating, filling my gaps with cover, so he was still warm and shit, I shuffle the wood floor and got my clothes on in this exact same fashion an I was almost home free: until my bitchass HUGE McMondo Orange purse with all type of jangly rings wouldn't stay quiet

BOO!


He sorta woke up with a start asked me not to go that he'd have me leave on enough time and I jut pecked him in the cheek and told him to go back t sleep, he thanked me extra profusely and went back to pass out, Manita laughed at that and told me that the house rule is NEVER wear loud clothes... my fucking purse is staying in my car next time!.. It was almost a perfect clean getaway, if not for the fact I had to pacify him and all of that

Then Manita and I went on forever on the phone cackling and so on, laughing about my shitty little team, how I'm Benching Weezy until I figure the deal wiith Shortie, but how G.I Joe is Mad convenient and how I WILL continue to be open to dating (Fuck whatever else you heard until I'm comfuy and that Talk doesn't happen, I'm a straight free agent Bitches!!!), talking nationalities et al. , she bosses me cause unlike me with some of the blog/internet ladies (where I can play Momma Q bffs or big sis) SHE IS my Big sister that I look up to, so now she is in the bad habit of pulling rank: About my bedtime (quite frequently, god forbid she catches me updating in twitter when I should be in Sleepyland), about Weezy talk, about how I need me some kids, whatever, it ain't popping, we also discussed some stuff going on in her life and so on and then this morning not only was I sore... I couldn't make it out of bed FOREVER

Then Miss G and her belly LIT on me for my weakness, and I was enjoying myself so much that I DEFINITELY left the house LATE

But In a Happy mood cause I am Looking FAB and Hard with my shit that everyone has given me, look

PC Glow by G.I Joe, and that glittery thang is Monster's chain and Pendant (mami Loved this Monster!), the chunky yellow one is from Binks
The hand thing is an Ochun Necklace that Joel "That Asshole with no sex drive but good game talk" Mesa gave me, the reason why I got it was cause he was ordained or whatever under Chango, and naturally Ochun being his chick too, and Me being a chocolate hunk of sex His dad had this one blessed for me , I never wear it much anymore but I cant throw it away or dispose of it shittily unless it breaks, so I often wear it this way, Earrings are from a cousin, a few years old some wood and stuff and yeah that are blue, say something.... No, instead wait for the shoes




Mia's Shoes for my Last Bday


I Love Rachael Yamagata Today

The reason Why: I think that whole cd of hers is SWEEEET!

I will scrub the floors with you ... and then have a Lunch Special

I Come to you with a Heavy Heart... well, Not really, more like a Hedonistic head on my shoulders.... Actually an Update which you KNEW was coming, and FILTHY pics for no damned reason


SO You know G. I Joe calling, from every known number??

so Last night he calls but the I get a Text and the ensuing mess happened:


G.I Joe: What's Up baby where have you been?

Me: Why are you still texting me Buddy? I thought Last we spoke you had a girl and called me from a Bathroom? and I told you I don't touch that at all

G: Um NO?? Girl what is up?, Come over I'll leave the door open! (we used to do this thing, he'd text I'd show up LATE at night when he is catnaping and BAM!) You KNOW where I live come on let's have fun Baby

Me: I Am in bed, it's 1: 35 am, and I'm quoting you on this: I'm with my girl at dinner, then I told you : Um I'm NOT touching that shit, I'm not cool with that. This is still true whether you are yummy or not

G: Come over Sexy I gotta get up early, I'll wake you up the way you like (head)

Me: You are Not reading properly? I'm en bed already , is now 1: 44 you have a gf and possibly more than enough ass to go after... go for it homey!

Calls, I don't pick up

G.I Joe: Q Is Meee do you know who you're talking to?? we met Such a long time ago, you made me wait forever before talking to me again, I told you I didn't have a gf cause it's truem, please come over, I want to make you come, I want to go down on you, come over baby!?!

Holy Guacamole

Me: Look I KNOW who I'm talking to, Biblically even, Same Cute asshole I had a 3some with and who calls me non stop during my lunch hours and horny in the early am, AKA YOU, something about wanting to cum to the sound of my voice amd let me see if I recall that Bathroom call/text went something like call me and tell me you are going to fuck a guy bigger than me?

Scorched Earth Game Proper ^^^ I didn't even feel like being in his good side for shit, truth be told

Me: And again i'm in bed, you should do the same

G. I Joe: WTF??!! Q That HAS to be my cousin calling you! he does have a girl I Promise you I don't Honey! come on over let's spoon let me give you a massage? Dude I WAS sleepy, I'm up now please call me we need top talk

Me: Dude You are such a little shitbag, you've called me from his number, before remember?? as well as your phone and blocked numbers//? repeatedly?

G.I Joe: Q I swear this is news to me, I know I sometimes bug you a bit but I would never block my number from you, shit I HAVE called you from his phone when Mine has been fucked up, I think this is why he is calling, shit I think he might have even seen a picture of you and he knows about the stuff we did, THIS IS NOT even my cousin that lives with me the one you met I swear on my mom!

Me: Ok right whatever night night

G: Look Don't ever answer the blocked number or my cousin's sweetie, only if I call you, I want to meet you like REALLY soon, I miss you like crazy Morenita

Ugh, Morenita (This is my resolve giving my twat the side eye) THEN we get these And I WARN YOU either scroll down to number two QUICKLY or be alone or without someone around
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I WARNED YOU Bitches !! That's not even full Mast Jesus be a Mantle! (In your mind, do you see Weezy getting out the car and taking a backseat in the back end of the Van?)


SOOOO then This morning


G.I Joe: Hey sexy

Me: What?

G.I Joe: Driving around, had a talk with my cousin this morning.. he is acting flaky, what are you doing?

Me: Good for you

G.I Joe: We should meet up, to talk, you know?

Me: SO You are REALLY going to tell me that the last time we spoke you didn't call me whispering some BS from a bathroom about being on a date and some such bullshit? beggin me to send you some pictures from one of the many numbers you be calling from? talking about how yeah you have a girl but I love this little shit and what not?? wanting to see me with a big Black dude in bed and shit?... I mean one of Us has to be the crazy bitch, but fuck that's outlandish!, i mean fuck at least be honest

G. I Joe: Q Not Only is the black dude thing embarrassing but I swear on my family that this has to have been my cousin, think about it, he already had your number, is my fault I know but It wasn't me

Me: Ok sure, you are a trip

I am so stank too!

G.I. Joe: Well can we start over so that there is no confusion?

Me: Sure whatever gets your nuts hard

G. I Joe: Hi Q is K___, How are you beautiful?

Me: Lol Whatever dude, HI

G.I Joe: Can I take you out to lunch, when you have a break

Me: *tummy growling* where?

G.I Joe: Wherever is close to you? Mexican place on 3rd av?

Me: Fine

G.I Joe: See you around, let's get re acquainted 12:30 see you there!

Me: Fine

I tell this to Mia who at this juncture throws her hands up to say:


Lawd have mercy, you have totally lost it. Not in a bad way, just a
hedonistic way... you are all about the pleasure and I am all about
you....freaking Weezy is a gateway drug... cause now you have Shorty and now GI
Joe... it's a slippery facking slope, mi amiga. Enjoy the ride!!!

I don't even disagree cause it's always that way And It's always that way too when I do give up and go for the Weezielator then they all starts coming at me, and we know I basically I'm unable to say No to dick... a Personal FAIL/ VIRTUE of mine

SOOO we see each other and damn if he doesn't look delectable but the place is RIDDLED with Hot men and also Remember I'm giving him a Live side eye, he smirked and we ordered something light, he starts asking me about life and where I've been and how come I look so beautiful

At that Point I pulled out my phone records with both texts and call highlighted for his viewing pleasure, I also told him to quit acting a moron if this was him, Yes, yes I did! but I couldn't detect a trace of anything other than shock, after he asked me if I was seeing anyone and getting my Little Boy STOP the bullshit , As if I'm going to discuss that with you, then he said he missed me and showed me a picture of his new dog, which was extremely adorable, told me he wanted to move to this area (where I work) and rubbed my hand then just said cool and fresh as you please:

I've not just missed you, I Missed your Pussy

Oooo-KKKKKKK

I lost it and almost choked on my food laughing at this dumb ass, he kept asking all types of shit and swearing at me up and down about the gf thing , he goes, LOOK AT ME and besides the obvious, which BTW you looks stunning today I like your hair, why would I be pursuing you if I had a gf

"Um You could be clinically insane or just EXTREMELY Horny"

You Know I'm not, give me a chance to fulfill those needs and you will see how nice and well behaved I am, let's meet up soon and cuddle up Stinkie, I haven't been with you in such a long time

Ugh I HATE that you even think it's appropriate to call me that

We finish eating, we go outside and he berates me about cleaning my car but gives me a nice little kiss in the corner of my mouth then asks if he can get in the car so I drive him to his across the street, I open the door, and tell him to lead the way, he does and we pull in the building behind the restaurant, only for this hot butt to say:

What I really wanted was a kiss, a nice long kiss from you


And that's how we were making out in BROAD daylight... before he grabbed my neck nibbled on it and , um STARTED GOING DOWN ON ME... I don't even have tints people!... It was BROAD DAYLIGHT my knee was jerking so damned hard that I keep shutting the radio and turning it back up, HIGHlarity! Whose Life is This? MANNNNN He was all like get on top of me, I'm like Kid stop I gotta go to work.... I took all types of making out pleading to make it stop and by then he had taken the boyshorts off and was trying to get to my butt

Lord!

I got him back to his car, refreshed myself in the car (Thanks God for my Whore Bag) before walking back to the office conspicuously happy, chill and sweet to my Boss, who keeps asking if I took happy pills

So after that mess he texts:

It was so nice to see you

Same here

Look Let's see each other on a regular Basis, ok? we turn each other on and we know what we like!

Let's do provided you are not Bipolar

Silly girl, I'm not I promise you

Ok we'll see Don't ever call me during work hour, you turd( I always tell Mia though that any chance to get consistent not 20-30 mins away ass that is NOT Weezy and is miles nicer than him, I'm always inclined to take)

*an Hour Later*

And I REALLY gotta say, you were looking delicious...

Yes, yes I was


The Notwist- Pick up the phone... this whole cd is awesome

A Little bit of Birthday A Little bit of Thirst

First My chicks= The awesome, cause who else do YOU know would send you a post Birthday card Tailored to your specific Ain't Shit Needs??

My Manita, that's who! (Mia, My Boss LOVEDED this too!) and then Monsters went and got me such an incredibly cute thang!

Like I was in shock cause this is just a hard find, look it on!
I Love it Love It Love it



Ah Shortie just asked me to watch UCF with him Saturday, But actually to go to the Beach "cause he knows I love to look dark and nice" I told him that it'd be fine!

Now then There is this Unbelievably crap on Today!, I don't get misplaced persistence from dudes


Like this Dallas character all on that text email, call bullshit, matter fact let me transcribe the last few things before we move to the next Superstar: (Buttercup Mia, Karrie and a few others who email tweet and talk tome frequently know this but let's give you this for you all (Now REMEMBER: I didn't date this tool cause he was on some thirsty sorry Lets Go meet SIGHT UNSEEN! at your place you cook and we can have each other for dessert... like Fuck you Dumb ass!... subsequent to my shutting that ass down via text and him disappearing for a few days, no reply to my last text and email which were basic Fuck Nos I start with this)

3 texts from this Dallas asshole, right,

I get up from my nap pre gym to some pussy ass message


Dallas Armour: you really have me bummed

Dallas Armour: and i don't get why you are ignoring me



I wait a few mins go drink water, kiss the doggie and crack them knuckles



quisqueya: why? because I won't allow you to come to my home to be served and whatever else For A First Date??

quisqueya: And when I explain as much instead of letting it dropped you kept pushing for the exact same outcome when the answer didn't change

quisqueya: and when the answer didn't change you then actually did not reply or engage in any other way other than yesterday??

quisqueya: Well the answer still haven't changed: I'm inviting who I want in my home, i get to determine that by having a normal date short and sweet in a public place

quisqueya: at which point if I can't part company with you then I say, hey; let's go home

quisqueya: and actually just by your actions you should know that it comes across as having ONE intention only (which woulda been almost fine by me had you NOT continued to be pushy and downright gross about it)

quisqueya: and the fact that you just kept insisting in coming here smacks of cheap, or plain old in an actual relationship not to mention rushed , neither of which are elements which should exist as part of ANY type of date

quisqueya: but as I previously said since i didn't hear back from you not by way of apology or do over I assumed that we were, in fact done discussing anything, so I don't see how I'm ignoring you, either way good luck finding whatever it is you want considering your approach to the whole thing

quisqueya: P.S.: You effectively did cut yourself out of a pretty great deal, buddy



Bitch couldn't answer and I've amused myself enough to go into the gym with a pep to my walk!


Best is he started on that like an hour later trying to make it look like : Oh sweetie don't be mad I was just suggesting this blah bah blah I was like; um read your own texts and no I'm not flustered mad or bothered, not only was that not a suggestion but you were pushy and getting obnoxious about it, I simply don't think you need try or bother anymore this was a huge turn off

YOU WANT TO KNOW HE REPLIED THAT WE SHOULD TRY CAUSE THERE WAS ATTRACTION THERE

then even still later the next day this crazy sonofabitch just texted me again while I stepped out the office tombout: I can't help but want you???


and so on every other day is:

"don't be like this"

"I Like you so Much"

"*sigh*"

"Quisque can you stop this, I want to be with you"

Mc Nigga STOOOOPPP you don't KNOW me you were trying to bed me, you FAILED , move on!


FAIL SCALE?= Immeasurable!


Is awesome cause you know me, I'm not one to say no to cock so long as I find you attractive, I'm not prudish nor bashful, I don't play games so had this moron waited out and taken me out on a proper date and chilled the fuck out, there is no telling, I might have given him some cause remember, i don't even bother talking to guys that say Hey Gorgeous unless I find them attractive, I mean if O don't I'm simply going to keep it moving and not face to face or a person in my circle I simply act like a deaf mute cunty person so you KNOW he coulda have maybe gotten some

Bitch Boo Bye (is what my gay Hubby B. Scott would say)


In other thirst News: G.I Joe has been calling since 4 a.m, I only went to bed at ummm 3:25 really?? have we known anyone more persistent???

I almost want to pick up and ask him wtf is the problem, someone that got told off and who I have not bumped uglies with since December and who professed all last minutey to have a Girl (remember, him calling from the bathroom from a DATE jacking off to me demanding to be demeaned and shit??) But then I remember how he looks
and how weak a bitch I am (read Whorey Mc Whore - Hi Manita) in that I can easily be talked into some penis especially if as Mia says there will be "Fine Dining on Ms Kitty" and then I avoid picking that phone to text him WTEFFFF! dude?!??!

***** JESUS MINTY CHRIST: It's ONE A.M And he is talking about what's up baby where have you been ******

I kinda wanna be saucy About it though for shits and giggles


Let's see Music then?

Snow Patrol- Crazy in Love Cover: I just bumped into this in my Zune and thing is I LOOOVVEEE ESnow Patrol, She Who Shall Not Be Named on the other hand I'm pretty repulsed by her music antics, her saccharine vapid ass BUT That Particular song is a testament to a BANGING song/beat etc... and Still she won't not never be welcomed in my ears, but that song is so DOPE that even as a rock cover is killing me!


Snow Patrol- Chasing Cars: Love this song from them as well, actually I like them a lot got a crapload of their stuff

Kings of Leon- Be Somebody: I REALLY Love this dude's voice


Kings of Leon- Knocked Up: This one is one of my faves from them I just love strong guitars and drums, and this is such a long song(on today simple ass standards anyways) I've simply come to that conclusion (also weird voices and Big ass Codas)

FANFUCKINGTASTICAL

Is the word I'd use to describe my birthday Extra Long weekend

I'm just going to give you randoms here and there and get in depth into the main meat of the story as we go on:

That Dallas guy WON'T STOP CALLING TEXTING BEGGIN CALLING ME Quisque, begging me not to "be like this" that it was a suggestion and all this other dumb shit, that there is an attraction so we should act on it and all this bunch of horseshit... right, no

I've been drinking Whiskey and Coke since Tuesday night, with my fam, until 2 am and shit of the sort I'm a classy woman now so I've switched to Merlot, Provided by Mama (Grammy rules)

On Wednesday I took leave from my hot messes at home to go get the sex I was needing Via Weezy, the asshole actually went extra mile by having me enjoy a round one and two and they were extremely fabulous, and terrible at the same time: He will deny in a court of law that he did this but he straight whined like a bitch during 69 when I sort of messed with his butt (fair and balanced reporting, he did the same, I too whined like a weak betch the difference lies on the fact that I own up to liking butt sex ... which we went on to have), Oh and I go to see those pics from our whatever last time... ummm Fuck!

hot shit, Electric blue goes well with my Vagina!!

Anywhoosie big BIG Fatal Mistake of that blabber mouthed fool: Remember a few weeks back at the nude beach an old man invited me to the Fetish Factory bash??? and remember that I didn't go, what I didn't tell you is that that type of shit is extreme but right up my alley and guess, whose favorite asshole manned the door that day (Relief huh???)

Yep he did and he had the audacity of trying to Pseudo get me jealous with dumb talk about bitches kissing him at the door and some dude and his wife offering him money to fuck her and all of this (but remember, that butt licker has only shown good taste ONCE in his life: Me, I've seen of of the old ugly chubsters he entertains, as such is like whatever, cause what he calls hot is often way way off the mark or totally not attainable to him, like bitches in movies) mind you he thinks he is all big daddy telling me this shit when I'm thinking to myself "Um whatever don't let me show up there I'd one up you in under an hour BITCH" so he tells me how no cams or whatever are allowed, how is pretty impossible to check i.ds cause there was gas masks galore, and all this shit, he showed me the one pic he was allowed to take of a guy made up movie styles and some of the available pics of the party and well my friends....Mind you the whole time my eyes are dancing with extra interest and I tell him Over and over

That Shit Is Awesome as Fuck and sooo go hard or go fucking home

Yes at first I was pitching a fit cause this is how that cocksucker is always: inappropriate... always saying some shit don't nobody asked for, like, I play nice, I tell him what he wants to hear, I never tell him or rub his nose not on some hot make believe he saw at so and so's but the actual hot sex i get before and after we hang, i don't tell him cause his bullshit ass pride gets hurt and it's bad for business, so why does he gotta act a crass bitch and get on my bad side? I told my manita that he is lucky I don't have extra money laying around and am 10-20 pounds lighter cause I'd be THERE next time, No what Really got my wheels rearing to go, talking to a friend about going and picking out what I want to buy were the tales of debauchery (um people licking feet and eating ass in plain view? Using hitachi magic wands and carrying dildoes in their purses? People with their teeth filed to points and folks submitting for punishment etc?? YEEEEEAAAAAAHH BOOOYYY) and the EXTREMELY cool clothes and scene, and the Music

So I'ma use this as inspiration, let me make this all even out and be extra sexy and I'll be THERE come October 31st for their next huge bash... Please don't think I won't!.... All things being equal? YEP! and this is is what I want... don't tell me I don't need this
my Top choice

But you see why I'd need to get my ass in HIGH Gear??
YEEAHH Gym gym Gym

Anywhoo So I was all excited about that cause it really just kept on going on my mind, even after Weezy's peacemaking "O Bye second round" with his hot ass pulling my clothes off when i was leaving, tombout when I get back we'll have se twice a week (WTF am I supposed to do with that?) wrong level factor: High, for he spoke to his momma while I talked to his cack!, even told her I love you all breathless and such, after reciting all the food he bought her

Shameless!

The next day was weird since I relaxed watched unemployment tv and decided to solve the problem of Pearl imposing on my personal B-day holiday by telling her I would go to Orlando with my folks, and fact is: I didn't even feel bad about that shit, real talk! I went to the gym and put in an hour of elliptical work and had all these awesome calories burned and shit (also managed earlier to get a refund back by marching my crazy looking ass to the offices of this joint) when my aunt calls me: since Uncle white was heading out that night at 12:30 for a shipment and he'd miss our bdays and my mom friend (the whiskey provider) was leaving as well would I come right quick for the whole family to celebrate an impromptu birthday

Homie say what??

Fine whatever I tell her that I actually need to go home and shower (I also finally did do crap on my hair it looks marvelous honey the knots are out!) she claims No this will be quick just come in... but I'm a hot sweaty hot mess

Ended up we stayed up til 2 am, drinking, talking sex (even Mami got on that mess) they actually made me a cake too all for me, I got: Dominican Hair stuff from mami, Tia Sa, from Tia Lusy I got a nice candle installation that you can screw in the wall, I got wine from mama, I also got an album of pictures that mami made for me it was kind of sad cause out of 60 pics I must have 5 pictures I've smiled (she pulled more today and is about the same) I either never smiled as a kid or smirked or scowled, I have one GREAT pic tho

Mami also went ahead and got me 3 framed pictures, my niece and nephew, and my sis and me
The absolute best part of it all was: Collecting all these blessings by the end of the night
Everyone sent/ gave me beautiful cards, even Wall Street who is NOTORIOUS for not writing a damned thang in cards wrote me beautiful things, all my Uncles did, my aunts, Mia, Jojo, Karrie and Monster told me something was in the mail for me (WEEEE) my sister... I keep those and love that even Eva and Lua wrote to me in Spanish... the sweetest shit

And at 12:00 Shortie AKA Spaniard 1 (... he is short, I been calling him Shortie, bitches named Mia frown upon this, she contends that I best not pass a nice one up on my Heightcist tendencies so she don't have to visit me in the old Tall and Foolish Folks Home..I agree which is why i'm being nice, plus, he is super likable), Calls

WOOOT?? Yes yes he called and BTW let me tell you about Shortie: we like him, Manita Mia Loves him on a technicality, Karrie says I should give him a chance cause niceness trumps height and looks ( I too agree) and so does Leogoddess, see i'm not unreasonable, I find the height thing not HAWT but his body is SICK and he is about my height/shoulders below) but the convos we have and the chill giggly stuff we get into and the laid back attitude as well as the sweet shit is just nice, you dig? he tells me that I laugh like a Princess, who says some shit like that to this mean ass cackling hen, also Believe you me, he was telling me that he couldn't remember my body even though he MET me bucket ass naked, he said it was my conversation which was distracting him from the goodies, and he's been just teasing me about how I'm the cutest Amazon ever and I might as well wear my heels and give a fuck cause he certainly doesn't... Interesting, I think he had me on Cutest Amazon LOL

So anywhoo he asked me early morning to lunch/ movie and because it was Friday, My Bday, I woke up late but my family and I had celebrated so I went ahead and accepted going to an Italian joint, cute and little by my house as well as movie, I wore flats

*** Aside: I'm EXAHUSTED ya'll since Thursday I've not slept before 4 am***

The guys in that Italian joint were giving ample side eye and shit because Shortie and I didn't use our library voices and he looked sorta little boy cute and all, mami called to interrupt asking me to go over there to get the present from her and all this other mess, and so did my aunt to be official, papi, Pabul, everyone and their mommas and all my friends from back home hit me up in twitter/facebook/phone/ skype... I felt extra happy

Shortie was sort of sad that I was to leave early but I told him we WOULD stay for movie, at this point in time he pulls out this NICE card from under the table, I was fucking stunned to be honest, in there the card said: Only the best things for your birthday, cause you deserve the best.... Inside he wrote in Spanish:

Princess; I hope all your wishes come true this year, and that i'm around to see it all : )

Oh LAWD are you peoples' panties moist and in a bunch??? We went to the movies and later on at night we spoke again he wanted me to spend a day with him doing shit, go to the beach etc, he also showed me a picture of his big ass house in the butt end of Miami, really nice ... now things are kind of going on and on in my head, which is why I finally ask: How old are you?( only cause whilst he rags on me and looks about my age if not Younger and told me initially I'm a baby compared to you joke, now I guess, he is not into the dumb shit guys my age are and although not materialistic he seems to have his shit together enough to be inviting people on rips and for a programmer he seems...together), he answers:

40

Now, it is my panties that wave you goodbye!

The most Hilarious thing was that Shortie i.ms me late at night, just talking then he jumps in : I Think I'm a millimeter taller than you so i'm calling you......








.... SHORTIE

Bwahahahahahahhaahahhahahhaha are.you.fucking.kidding.my.ass?? I HAD to call Manita and tell her this we were practically in tears

The beach DID NOT go as planned: first of all this and Labor and Memorial days are times to avoid the beach

Big Cock cute tight surfer body from last time was there I had to be sort of dumby to avoid being all invitey of him (Duh! I'm waiting for Shortie)

Ugh!

Then Some stupid little cooningish kid comes in with a gaggle of dudes and says hi, after that in turns into his 15 year old sister coming to ask me loudly if I'll talk to him that he is 20 blah blah blah ( cringe) I said: Honey, I'm 29, I'm waiting for someone and that's ridiculous

She HOLLERS back at this motherfucker in the middle of the beach (this was actually amazing cause it kept most dudes away from me , at least all of those in the vicinity) :" OOOH Martin she shut yo ass down, she says no and shit!"

WOW

Big Dong giggled and shook his head and walked away

After that some other dumb dude at the beach came with the words that would turn any single girl solo outing into utter shit: Aye Aye What cho name iz


My reply: It doesn't matter I'm not coming here for any of this (the other two guys by the water did a double take but also left me be, even though they never stopped with the looks even after Shortie came)

After that some old dude came and asked if I was alone and I said no I was waiting for someone he STILL ASKED if I mind if he sat there with me, um YEAH I'd mind, are you high or that fucking dense??? BOOOOOOO but yeah that's why I avoid the beach on holidays, for all the looky loos and the asshole types that come to the beach Ugh!

Finally Shortie showed up and he was nice enough to bring me some lemonade and shit, Mind you, we are talking and laughing and speaking Spanish when some douche with gold teeth comes over pants sagging saying "hi".. I mean seriously?? I kind of love that Shortie asked if I was ok and kept his peace after I held his hand but not without giving the guy a look that meant "we are going to have issues" I fed him some frozen lemonade chunks to calm that ass down

We stayed in the beach til 6 he was giggling like a bitch all the while telling me You are Naked and I know you now!!, we talked about neither one of us is sure that kids are a go and the why and all that other stuff, I gave him a back rub and he said: OOOhhh I'm your Esposo now, he also told me he was totally bummed when he sat next to me (the day we met) and he went for a walk but couldn't find me afterward which led him to go in the water and that started the whole thing

he then licked some sand off my stomach and confirmed I was made out of chocolate (it was a dare but it was hot) then cause we BOTH had sand we decided to jump in the water before leaving for dinner ( we decided to go to my place instead, he wanted to meet spike ad his house wasn't clean) and I start explaining to him some stuff i was told about Man-o-wars vs inoffensive Jellyfish when the words have barely left my lips and I feel the most ungodly fucking pain I've ever had in my shitty little life


A FUCKING MAN O WAR Stung me It was amazingly uncanny and horrible, this was HORRIBLE I felt the pain before I could articulate it and I tried to tell Shortie what it was, I almost cried left the water in a rush, Before I got to the shore he realized that my arm was swollen and as I threw a dress on to run for some kind fo first aid....Now it felt like a chemical burn inside out of my body, welts and all things considered, It coulda been my twat, so Praise Beige Jesus (Hollah Gem!).... I didn't know if I was allergic to this or what the deal was we run to them stupid (but fine Cuban lifeguards) and get told they are off duty but I could go get some vinegar... super helpful pieces of shit

By now I'm being a hard bitch and not crying but it really hurt so incredibly bad, and it was swollen and Shortie was holding my bags and everything trying to console me telling me I could cry and just saying how bummed he was: Moment of levity by Shortie; I been holding my pee, maybe I can pee on you being careful not to pee in your mouth

I laughed in spite of my almost tears and told him to go stuff his R.Kelly watersports ass somewhere, after that I called my sister , she looked online and told me that it was in fact tpee or vinegar for my ass

We went to the North Miami Ale House and had something light, he asked for vinegar for me and the pain eased a bit as did the swelling

After that we went to my place, we popped open the Merlot and started drinking: keep in mind neither one of us are what you'd call drinkers, particularly not wine

I showered and put on a nice amply covered up set with boyshorts and we sat there laughing til we cried at the stand up comedy stuff in Comedy Central : it was a gigglefest American Hustle ( That shit about MJ that Katt Williams said? Oh Jeebus), Chris Rock, Dave Artell and Dane Cook (Who I Like in stand up, the way he clowns on chicks!?!)

Funniest joke of the night for some reason to both of us was this sarcastic little shit Sean Rouse saying that during his travels to hick places one dude said: Do you know what drugs is Son?

he goes (dry as fuck with his arthritic hand): Well No Sir I do not, But I know what Drugs ARE

You just had to fucking be there! but here is some of his


Funny shit, towards the end of Katt Williams stuff I am getting my feet rubbed and he tells me my skin is nuts how soft and pretty it is and that he is impressed that tomorrow i'd have hardly any color even thought I was superdark at the moment, Oh and Spike?? getting as much, if not more attention than me

Then he kissed me while we talked.. just a peck, supernice, ran his finger up and down the bridge of my nose just telling me how nice and straight it was and telling me about how his broke when he used to kickbox

He went to shower and I got in bed cause Wine cocks me out and the funnies: I hear his whispering to himself

What happens now, Joder!

I try to not giggle but i mumble what was that? he gets in bed and tells me that is weird that he likes me so much and bought that card and wants me to spend the weeked at his place but that he doesn't know how to go about actually, you know just making the move

Next thing you know my bold ass kisses him and BAM! On like Donkey kong children!, the most fanfuckingtabulous parts were

HE IS FUCKING HUGE

the kissing prevented me from being clearheaded

He is HUNG LIKE A HORSE

He is making all them yummy sounds we like

HE BITES! (as in I have a few bite marks in my leg and um, side of my stomach )

I Scratch

he knows what to do with boobs!

He found the back of the knees all by himself!

Woman on top was A-w-e-s-o-m-e (something about the way he made his body extra tight repossitioned my legs and went to town on that bitch!)

Homey is not squeamish ( Ilovesomuch men who kiss after you suck them stuuuuupid)

hair pulling

shoulder nibbling

and

HE IS MULTIORGASMIC like yours truly, mad props on his control, he says: Hostia Hija Mia that comes with age

Heh! he kept saying JOOOOOODEERRR this is AMAZING


Ahhhh fuck that was extra extra perfect, you know why?? cause is 3 am, we shower get to bed snuggle up and he very much whispers to me

Wow that felt like a cage match!

BWahhahahahhahahhaha.....and he is sorta, um, NOT dead yet, I politely point this out by grabbing him and he whispers, you wanna go again??

Fuck YeaH!!!!!

And do we ever! we slept, woke up at 8 he says something about letting him see my fishycat and more fuckery ensues, now my greedy ass cant walk properly and is a vaginal tear game proper for me

Whycome I love the idea of morning sex but it's like taking out the trash no one wants to do it (get on top , lol)


Oh and Shortie agreed that I might be taller than him by a sec but he still wants me to wear heels whenever I want and he asked me to spend a weekend there with Spike cause now he loves him and shit, a few hours ago he told me that he saw tickets to the Bahamas sort of cheap, I reminded him of my issue with the residency and he then asked well can we travel within he U.S?, anywhere but South Carolina or Arkansas?? LOL (I had to agree) SherBear is an ass, not just for sending me pictures of an old as dirt man getting his pedi done on rough nails but for saying that I need to give classes about wtf am i doing to dudes, she called it

Qucifer Academy of Exotic Excellence

Why do I have and LOVE these friends madly?


Depeche Mode- It's no Good: This song is sexy enough to qualify as my sexy stripper song of the day, get with it!

Quickie

Oh lawd Why am I bloggy blogging (and watching the Real Housewives of NJ reunion Dying at these awesomely mess bitches) when I should be freaking getting ready for a date?

A Date with the Spaniard 1 that's what! yeah yeah I tell you how it goes if it goes later cause as it was we both were iffy, in fact we've spent most of the day actually talking to him, blah blahing about Spike, and since it's been such a dreary day but he has prodded and begged and asked to just get out the house, he's been making me spill my guts asking all types of mess about me and likes, dislikes whatever (do I like flowers, could I just speak to him, instead of hinting: I explained "I need no invite to be perfectly frank, I Am a speak my mind woman, girls hint), thing is: he's got a handle from our first convo about my do's and don'ts so he knows better than to overwhelm me, this way I actually get to Look forward to taking to him when I do talk to him, he was making me laugh about some me being made out of chocolate, we talked race and Spaniards and his views (comforting) and how he is offering me a job, redecorating his house... also hilariously we were talking about my Money saving goals and all of that stuff and he offered me "help if I needed it" I cackled and told him to remember he is dealing with a grown woman here so not to worry


You wanna know some shit, That fool tells me "You are The cutest Amazon ever" mwahahahahhahahahahahhaha He is on my good side


***Update We switched date plans, and he just asked me on a cruise or a trip and to test out his new car****


Oh Oh And believe the audacity: I just got a text from this Dallas character, giving me a fucking sad face... as if I care, Mark Ass Bitch

**Update on This Too: Why he texted a *sigh* to me??? whhhyyyy Do I be caring???*****




also Spain2 (same name same fucking locale) stayed up with me until you could see the sun in Spain (and 3 am here, that was supercool actually he shifted his cam to the window so I could see) just chopping it up and him, him complimenting me a LOT, telling me some funny shit about how I NEED not find a man for the next two weeks, he is moving to Brickell avenue, somewhat pricey shit, asked me what did I think of that and about hanging out etc, not bad looking, Last night he had some low slung pants, no shirt... dannnnnnggg I sort of blanched for a second or two so I paused my camera to fan myself

and no further NOT differentiate themselves from one another, they both ADORED my nails like OMG how did you do that it is so cute!!??!, Whoomp whommp!



Lastly: This here morsel?? Italian fam, Miamy By way of Jersey???


We talk a lot he says I need to hurry up and give him a date, with my sexy self, i could see myself jumping his bones QUICKLY (yes I have personal knowledge regarding the niceness of his package) specially after he kindly offered me a face ride and something else (bwahahah Let.Me. Stop) when I told him I was taking time off this week, (and thanks to Weezy shitpissing me off) He said he would take the day of my choice off to make it a whole day of "bad things for us" I want to tap that booty, Am I wrong?? nope I'm not, I might NOT have more meat anymore but I CERTAINLY did not renounce Man-meat *snort* I'm real life cackling here

P.S: Can somebody take Karrie B's Internets and phone away??? That Minibig needs NOT NEVER have access to her biggity (me) like that... I couldn't stop laughing long enough to sleep last night


Alexis & Fido - Ojos Que No Ven (Official Music Video) - *bumps and grinds* Dominicoons Game Propah!

Epic Pre Date/Period FAIL and Manita's Epic Day Rescue

I went to see the hangover That fucking shit was amazingly hilarious I Mean HILARIOUS!

So Period Fail, why? cause I HATE my periods, i explained to my Manita I'm never prepared, never ok with it etc, right? well she recommended Instead Softcups (which excepting an accident from too lengthy a time) will works ok for me...in a so so way, might try that Diva Cup Business cause actually Gem the Hippie Pixie has been steering me toward the Diva Cup and on affordability and practicality for me (after trying this method) and the results: Significantly reduction on "Odor" and "walking with a diaper and a Depends while being raped by a paper minidick" feeling (Absolutely nothing, you don't feel it at all this goes on the cervix, however true to me, while this shit says that you could keep it on 6-8or up to 12 hours THAT was NOT fucking never going to happen, I've changed 2 times today before the afternoon and I am due for another change, cleanup is messy thus far now, But I'm doing better, I could feasibly work out with this if I eliminate the spillage issues which seem to me a matter of course with my bad uterus... and even through all of that............. IS BETTER THAN MY PATENTED TAMPON OVERNIGHT PAD TISSUE method



So then the Pre date fail (due to extreme thirst)... and SRLY whycome yesterday Besides tall drink date, an email from Frenchie checking that I'm not going to avoid him and G.I Joe and Weezy Tall Drink date also texted (he is annoying me a bit always texting with no purpose) ... THEY ALL HAD To KNOW that I'm horny and miserable , straight up!

Anyways enter Dallas (as In his real name, we had a good good good email rapport and all of that, he had emailed me previously good 4 times before I actually replied, and all, but whatever upon actually sending me a lengthy couple of emails and whatnot we decide to give him my email, a few more were exchanged, not little emails either talking dogs,. family etc then this, you can see my replies in pink , Leogoddess and Manita cackled at this

i would have called or texted, but i dropped my phone in the water yesterday morning! lol...i am hopefully getting a new one today. TEH Highest suck for that LOL, it's happened to me twice, but a good trusty Nokia I had before this G1, I made it work both times and I did a similar resurrection with my Mom's phone the trick is to QUICKLY dunk them for about 5 minutes in alcohol (obviously taking out the back, the battery and sim card) by the next morning /afternoon it should be functional

i tried that, its done. going to get an old one of mine turned on now actually...hopefully... Hopefully, it sucks to be incommunicado, for me anyways

im glad you would prefer more than just dinner. i think, if we both prefer more than just dinner, then lets just have more than just dinner! thats an easy solution dont you agree? LOL I agree to that only IF I like you, then sure I'd hang out again, that's how it works

im happy you agree. the more i think about it, the hotter the idea becomes. (huh?)

it sounds like you live right where i work! that makes things VERY easy! Oh cool where do you work exactly (there are lots of satellite education centers in that area)

i work for Kaplan University Ha! I just had an experience with them, needless to say still awaiting my refund for a deposit, go figure

do you live alone? yep, me and spike, is a one bedroom apartment, I don't LOOOVVEE my neighbors BUT on the plus side most of the time that's just renters, while I own my little microcosms

well, im happy you have your own place, because we will be going there... Is that So? who told you this? what you have roommates? where do you stay, anyways?

oh, and your pics were nice, your curves really make me want more now.... um thanks,

i can send you some. i dont have many though. and tall girls are great...more legs to touch, and more fun to play with! (please notice my lack of feedback)

i am not a native floridian. in fact, i dont like the people here too much. im from Detroit originaly. Detroit huh?? how long have you been here, and how come you ended up on this side of the world?? (m story is easy, family emigrated here when I was 16)
same. family moved here...so did i

id really like to see more of your curves...any way you can make that happen? Sure, possibly this Friday or Sunday, we can meet up somewhere and take it from there...I already told some friends I'd go to the movies with them tonight, so not tonight ...But you can call me later

well how bout you have me over, you can cook something and we can be each other's dessert! Um NO, how about we meet somewhere public, we talk exchange stories, we have dinner or a drink and after conversation I decide if I take you home for dessert: Otherwise how do I know you are not nuts, if I'm going to be attracted to you, or how would you know that I'm not a little bit nuts etc etc etc (is all about comfort, and really That would be the cheapest date known to mankind if I'm just parking you home to eat my cooking right off the bat)

Firstly Bitches, Gotta fucking tip my hat to his Audacity no?? Like: Why you so thirsty for?? is your wife coming back tomorrow Morning?? why You thought you deserved to be cooked for?? off the bat even?? why he thought he is so hot and interesting to me that I'd want to fuck him..er.. Have him as dessert?
?
So then later I'm entering the movie and I get this mess:

Hey Q it's Dallas

I play dumb cause I have already decided he is BUMPED. I goes: Oh Hi what's up, im at the movies

That's ok, just wanted to say I was a bit bummed with your email

MIND YOU initially he was like: I feel like I'm not meeting the right people and the more I try the more things don't happen

I told him well maybe you needn't try so hard? : Why not take my advice right off the bat? so I AGAIN play dumb and goes Why?

"Because (get this shit) I already know I want you that way but you don't know if you do"

(NIGGA PLEASE BELIEVE i will NOT be pressured into fucking anyone ... if he only knew how my clit guides me whenever it so feels like it? !)

I says :(now sitting back and enjoying this with Pasty and his wife) Well it is what it is I gotta KNOW what's inside your head and size anyone up both mentally and physically before having them in my home is both the SMART and NORMAL thing to do

You want to KNOW he STILL tried to push his fucking sorry ass already DOA luck? ?AWW HELL NAW

"Yes but I swear to you on my life that I'm harmless and I really do want to enjoy you"

BIG Fucking no no motherfucker, use your hand if you that thirsty... I STILL keep giving rope and say (full well knowing I'm not even going to see him...btw fucking GI Joe went all out calling 8 times yesterday... who does that?? whyfor?? )

I said: well you can say whatever you want but my home is my comfort zone and bringing a stranger home is NOT my comfort zone

(YOU WANT TO KNOW HE KEPT AT IT? ?)

Then how about we meet somewhere for a quick hello and then go to your place

( Um what??? you can't afford dinner you cheap sorry fuck? ? ?)

I says Nope, not my style whatsoever

Now he wants to pull bullshit:

You just made me very sad

(Wouldn't I have to give a fuck)

Then I'm sorry but I'm just not going to invite a guy, any guy cook no less, and I guess you want to fuck too sight unseen, I don't know you, I don't know if I'll be attracted to you and sight unseen I'm NOT giving you my home address

he says: That's not what I said

(at this point i go: Fuck lets shut this shit down)

Listen bud, that's the implication and even IF i liked you this will NOT be how my first date will even be,and FYI people come to my home invited by me not cause they are pushing for it for God knows what reason

BWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAHAHAHHAHA I'm so cunty with it , no you KNOW he didn't have the balls to keep going after that call out

Anywayyyysssss you know what though?? I had an AWESOME time with Pasty and his miniwifey as well as the guy he tried to hook me up the first time, Tiny Frat Fawn (I told you he looked like a woodland creature passing for a frat student, in pocket size tho), His wife fed me and gave me candy and that movie was hilarious

then I get home talking to manita about Pearl's shitty man (apparently she now found out FOR SURE he is doing men, possibly raw, we don't know that ) she first swears she ain't taking him back the asks me "what do I think of it" Um Bitch you need a test is all I think and a restraining order... when Manita says: Did you check your mail???


HOOOlllllllleeeeeeyyyyyy SHIT When I tell you at 1 am I bounce with spike to my mailbox to check and BAM!!

My Manita sent me stuffs for my birthday ... Jojo sent me stuff too (a Card and an eyebrow kit cause I always Admire his Momma's)
and cards from both of them
and The most awesomest sweetest whimsical thing I've gotten in a while
This is THE best book you can give your little girls and young women, i will share it with Hannabanana, Eva and Lua... but bitches can oly borrow it... honestly just explaining to LeoGoddess I started real life Crying cause this is one of the sweetest things ever for someone to do for me, I was telling her that it was soooo sweet and cute that I wish someone would have gotten this for me when I was little so it wouldn't have taken so Goddamned long to stop being a shy little shit even though Manita thinks I'm fearless, seriously you just have to look for it is adorable and chock full of random facts and little to-dos, Queens etc!

Oh and the Jojo sponsored eyebrows??
Seriously not just cause of our talks and our cuttingfoolery or her delicate way to always remember a landmark with the sweetest cards or tokens or for her sexy doggie or her nutty sister or her mommy but I Love that girl Madly!

**Don't you be jealous Hoes, I adore you all but I happen to really not go a whole week that I don't have my dose of Mia, she is Chicken soup for a BITCHY Soul!**

Oh today I've spent all day browsing This Fucking awesome thing : the Museo Del Prado in Spain (one of the BEST in the world) teamed up with goggle earth and you can see lots of the world's most famous paintings UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL, every little delicate detail!