Tuesday, November 20, 2012

PooLavender

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Me Catching you up


Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Tigers and Lions and Gays, Oh My!

So sorry but this was the easiest way to update, and also my computer needs like updated drivers and shit fact is i Probably need a new computer but I'm chilling, I am ding things one step at a time


I'm a Retard, I know, I'm a plum foolishness but really, I'm a very happy fool

The Not my Main Gay (this goes to another Gent) is Baffling cause He is Cute, Bald, Im always Thoroughly Amused by him but also in perpetual SMDH at him and tell him as much, he is very Exuberant and WEEE!!! and full of weird whimsy and Happies and shit But we can Talk for hours and he Always says the Nicest shit afterwards and is a Perfect Gentleman Until... he  isn't, and THAT is very fun, the fact i almost knocked him out with my legs mid crazy convulsion, induced by him etc is always just... ROTFLMAO La said: Oh He is a Big Homo... That like your pussy , if so Call me Black Liza Minnelli and This is Fun


And seriously he is so good at this, this shit impressed me A LOT, actually and now I wish I had taped him doing more, no, not the massage or the sexy times, The Playing (Is also a DAMNED SHAME my phone does better vids than my fuck ass laptop)

..Another thing I wish I had done? Taken the pics of the Tiger Trainer brought to me with those GORGEOUS ass animals, Seriously he had THE COOLEST pics and stories, he is really entertaining and at the same time Very Zen, so This is working out Great for me at the moment!!

Speaking of Zen and Sexy Shit:This


Blank & Jones- Quedate


Africanism- Edony (Clap your Hands)

Thursday, March 1, 2012

The one where i walk out with a car


 *My Sister STAYS harassing me  about my hair so she calls me Kris Jenner just to fuck with me**

So as per the Video I GOT A NEW (to me) Car, sorry I don't give a shit about fancy stuff, I needed a car that could drive, wouldn't lurch and shut on me while doing reverse, Instead I end up with a Super Adorbs 2004 Toyota Corolla  14k miles all smooth and gas efficient: what had Happened was:

I have been having MORE issues than usual with my car, and fretting about it and I've been talking to Pearl (yeah she is on antidepressants and blocked those bozos she never stops talking about so she's been doing well)  and La and both of them had impressed ( No, told me I BETTER) that i HAD to go to Carmax and get an appraisal both before my car conked out of me and further miles were racked up, fine, but they also encouraged me through my freak out, you know, me and buying big ticket Items, etc, then of course, I have the extra goodness of dealing with people in my family that are not just less than supportive ( say, Uh Tio Blanco, cause he freaks more than me) to downright Mean and obnoxious and impossible ( say my mom, but she isn't here...well she gets here tonight, this was another reason I decided to pull my big girl panties, NOT dealing with her)... Just an appraisal but to also go in well informed, knowing my  "Must Haves" what could be compromised on, what was the Prime Interest Rate and a hard limit I wouldn't cross, but mostly Appraisal and go look, that was the mission. That morning I went, ,cleared out my car completely ( which... was very prescient of me), I went and had it detailed and went with an idea that I MIGHT get like 200 MAYBE and that THAT is all I could give for a down payment ( more on my boss Fucking my taxes up later) and if nothing could be gotten then that was that, fine.

I go, little Mexican dude comes to me very nice, tells me that surely I can have the car appraised and just wait  but then he realizes I speak Spanish and tells me Sotto Voce that Maybe I won't get much cause it IS so old and so many miles, Tu sabes....... I was super disheartened but i called my stepdad to see if maybe he could come to be my moral support or something, after about an hour the guy says: OMG GIRL I've got GOOD NEWS: 3,000 Bucks!!!I  Nearly screamed right in that lobby, he and I both agreed that we simply couldn't imagine my car fetching that much but that this means that THAT would be the car down payment, so my stepdad came was super awesome, we narrowed down to what i wanted to spend ( he wanted more money I only when up a thou) , what I liked and what kind of payment I envisioned myself with and what kind of mileage he wanted, then the car i wanted was pending a sale but the sales guy at this point was asking me out, BEING ENCOURAGED BY MY STEPDAD EVEN AS I WAS TELLING THEM BOTH NOT HAPPENING so he did something and next thing you know i'm driving this sucka.... cut  to: Is mine!



But it still doesn't feel like it I'm paranoid, I've read some weird stories, any noise any whatever I've freaked, I did make my mechanic look at it and he was super impressed said that I made a good sound deal, drove it and everything, so I have a measure of peace, however I'm preparing myself for my mom being rude, salty, and even as she treats me like ass for choosing to buy a car without her express permission/consent she will be trying right and left to drive it, demand rides etc, so you wait for my upcoming rant!.

Then 2 days ago the fucking guy  that sold me the car that for whatever reason discussed his whole life story with us asked me out...... nooooooooooooo no bueno

Back to Taxes : My boss has been HARASSING me  about how he gonna do my taxes SOOOO good and shit and then you know what he does?: Absolutely NOTHING  9 bucks back, that's it, lazy, lame mofo, i am angry cause i bet if i was one of his rich friends he woulda bent over backwards to secure me some nice money, of course i call the Haitian guy that always did them before, which i couldn't go to him initially the way my boss was on me and HE IS A TAX ATTORNEY?@!!IUG!FLU  any ways so I I tell the guy the whole story , he chastised me then finally yesterday tells me he can amend this crap and get me back like 1300ish which the reason i wanted the money was for the car! so I wasn't pressed nor counting with it anymore but i feel like stuff is looking up, I think it'll be passport/car nest payment to give myself room and maybe the couches go!

The Dating has been stalled cause I am on this diet from hell which has been awesomely helpful to cut on my weight/sugars-carb craving/ joints, and when you see loses like that it makes you not want to cheat the system so that's what keeps me from going to drink/stuff my face and such, anywhoo also cause THE PICKINGS ARE AWFUL seriously, i can't say it enough: WTF IS WRONG WITH MEN NOWADAYS?!!? I've gotten the most cheesy poorly thought out lazy ass approaches in EVER is so uninspiring that I might as well NOT break my diet for this sorry shit!, Speaking of which, randomly Lurch called me Sunday..ummm errr ummm No is cool!

**Update: Oh If Mommy Dearest wasn't COMPLIMENTARY about the car like Happy happy!..... followed by "you've lost a lot of weight... you need to work out, and then the ONLY thing she brings back from Venezuela no bullshit... a workout outfit, well one for me one for Binks*****


M.I.A- Bad Girls: Obsessed don't explain it


The Noisettes- Atticus: I've always worshipped at the altar of Shingai but for some reason it's been all about this song the past few weeks too! Get into this regal bitch's voice tho, let alone clothes/makeup and hair


Elbow- I've got your Number : Now that I'm ensconced safely in my forced celibacy sex is all i can think of, and this is a perfect sex song,  those lyrics are deadly

Saturday, December 31, 2011

the one about xmas and such



Bleh!!!

No Mas

 Fine Ok Fine look, I look a mess and a quarter: I Present to you

 A GANG OF ASSHOLES


I havent seen this guy since we were tiny babies in a picture, I am chummy tho cause his dad got me DRUNK on Jameson





Then we got shitty presents except we gave the girls Dance whatever 3 so we got My aunts and all the women doing Party Rock and I Feel Love in Tandem ... Horrid

Anyways look, 3 new wave covers a new boyfriend in my head and a goddess named Merrill Garbus ( Can you conceive someone from the US of A making something that sounds SO  multi culti?) so let us:


I wanted to tell her-Holy Ghost!: Well... EVERYTHING about this song/video is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Original by Ministry, I advice these things be all downloaded plus the OGs


Half a Person-Greg Laswell: A BEAUTIFUL sweet sweet cover of The Smiths


Young Blood- Birdie: Originally by Naked and Famous, her voice reminds me of Lykke Li

Now New Boyfriend, is James Blake,  love the Voice, his vibe and sound, the pretty fey voice thing doesn't hurt my eyes, I need a boy like that to whip into manhood, the Bear Jew Trainer thinks so too.. if only i could get over my REVULSION to young men, But I digress, his Cover of Feist's The Limit to Your Love


My New GF In my head is as i said Before Merrill Garbus, cause  this tUnE yArDs  W H O K I L L cd rivals Anything that like... M.I.A could  put out in EVERY Respect with Awesome Lyrics and her voice is SO rich and How could anyone not love this vid......
I don't get hot for kids and i LOVED it

Friday, December 2, 2011

Vlog and Pics, just sleepless rambles



Ok so then here are some pics as per whatever the fuck I just ranted on and on  just now, let.s call em, Vignettes of Mah Life?? yeah Ok

 I Honestly had ONE small Plate, Yeah I turned up in Leopard Print

...the next day I went out with Tia Lusy & Co. for a little bit.. I Saw this shit and had to!
 The Bookshelf from Ikea, why did i do this at like 11pm at night???






The Nexxus Thingie for the hair... seems to help Is STUPID soft right now
 Aside: I'm newly converted to these soy Cube Things!?!?!

 
I bought in Walgreens, smells A LOT!!, and is EXTREMELY reusable, you put them in the burner like you would oil, so it melts but doesn't evaporate then it gets solid again
 

and I've used the same cubes 3 times and they still smell strong!!! I think I know who I'm giving some this Xmas!!

also, Nails
 My Boss was acting RIDICULOUS about it Like extra Happy..

Which nicely segues into: Yesterday i cleaned up my Nail Bag.. and ...

Yeah, i have a problem, I'm officially on a moratorium at least 6 months, this is stupid!

Also stupid?: EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FAX that was sent to our office



Please get into it, feel free to tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with it in the comments section


You know what else is stupid?? Forcing my uncheery rude ass to put up your fucking xmas tree

Fuck my Boss for that... now he is threatening with bringing me an unsolicited Cuckoo Clock from Germany??? why? Give me fucking Xmas money, ugh ... Ugh ( I'm angry cause I might work sunday and I already had a huge fight with him today, he was being a cunt, I hung up on him then he tried to " Make Up" at which point I told him and I Quote: I'm 31 years old, I'm not a kid and CERTAINLY not your kid, you don't even have to apologize for scolding me cause you are not my father you don't scold me I don't get talked to like a kid and That's NEVER gonna be ok period...... he then tried to kiss ass all day, I was Barely talking to his stupid ass)
 It looks Like Xmas Vomited on a plastic tree additionally I dont fucking get why where these his Ornaments?! Bears? Elephants? why?
I was Pretty Pissed cause wtf, then I sneezed the whole rest of the week after opening that shit
 These shitty chicken wire ass ........Tinsel? what?

and finally Nicely segueing into Orneriness: Delight yourself on this Aggressive Ass Cuddler ( Thans to La for that one)



So Yeah This was a post brought to you by lameness and boredom... 2 Asides Big as hell:

Buttercup told me she is sending me an Xmas card, she said the NICEST thing about me and my other blog being a big help,  smiled big as hell just typing that

Previous to that  My Gay Boo in my head @JAAAAAWSH  ( really he is EVERYTHING in my head, fearless, vulgar, brother-in-pornlove, fabulous, hip!!) told me the nicest thing a couple weeks ago, is the kind of loveboost that you remember for the crappy days


Music Now!

Aye Bitches did you know my Spirit Animal, Florence Welch has a new cd called Ceremonials?? Is AMAZING and this is coming from someone that STANNED on "Lungs", I'll do her whole Cd some other Moment, Right this second Tho? I'm in Love Heartbroken, shocked, obsessed with her Cover of Take Care, Yep that Drake Sensitive Thug shit?.. Is Like a new beautimonous luminous song


Florence + the machine = Take Care Cover... See? Compare to Original ( a SWEEEETTT track but this is something else entirely)

Also i got this Chilled house Ministry of House thing  and in OBSESSED with it, 3 cuts in Particular

Numero Uno

Groove Armada- El Padrino: They are a stand by on my Zune but this was remixed nice in that collection

Numero Dos

Marshall Jefferson Vs Noosa Heads - Mushrooms (Salt City Orchestra Out There Mix): The Story is....

Numero Tres


Sharam Feat Kid Cudi She Came Along Reup Club Mix Dj Dem Rok vob: Listen... Listen This shit Is so Yum yum yums some congas in there Kid Is super stupid funny this stuff when you run is Glorious!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I might as well post...

...since the work computer is all being fixed and such, basically my boss fucked it up now he is paying for his stupid squirrelly antics is all (he wanted to spy on me, then he put some crap in my comp. That fucked it all up)

This weekend will be my cousin (my first babycakes)  15th bday , we are taking her to mai kai for polynesian food and dance, some of us (my mother, sister) all the sudden have other priorities... Oh Well, I cant exactly spare but how many times does one's practical kid is a Quinceañera? So that

Also OMG YOU GUYS I FINALLT GOT APPROVED AND SIGNED A LOAN MODIFICATION! NOT PARTICULARLY FORGIVING BUT BUT A PAYMENT SO SO SO DUMB LOW that I can, cover it, save, pay bills, I also could rent it out in time and make money, so idk, im not tied or super invested in it but couches and car next, also maybe I can fix the floors, who knows, there are possibilities as fuck all the sudden!, I feel relieved!, happy!.

Now then MAN SHIT:

A) The Principal, poor thing, tried me again, DENIED!, Convenience and FLAT OUT NICENESS and that sexstuff about me first, Outperformed the Dom!.

B) THE NERDY BRIT hit me up too, hours from one another omg believe you me fresh as a fall breezy day talking about: "believe it or not I JUST GOT BACK FROM 2 months in Alaska am I still interested in him coming to fuck the bejeezus outta me"  AS IF! I mean THAT cack WAS amazing and mostly I want to ask him about his INCREDIBLE COLOGNE  but you know me, nil efforts make the bitch in me come out..DENIED (Altthough omg,that accent tho!)

C) My stalker (member, illiterate guy non stop text after the date that wasnt cause my battery died? The one that asked me to pick him up to the airport two weeks after that when I radio silenced him?) FINALLY stopped texting me, I was so over the daily, ignorant shit (and mms messages of him jacking off which couldnt be blocked and were exactly as nasty a sound as you imagine, and the deputizing ghetto friends to hit me up)....he stopped texting cause I faked him out, I totally asked who was this texting my MINOR SON and that we were going to the police with this as this was a new phone!, he is dumb enough.he believed, but im also a good enough actress that I stuck to it!, it worked with Weezy itll work here

D) Speaking off! Omg I went to tag myself on the d.c pics monie put up and randomly wondered about that Fucko, Weezy... And OMG I HOPE YOU ARE SITTING BUT YUCK! He made a baby, A GIRL BABY!! A GIRL BABY THAT LOOKS TO BE IN THE 6 OR 9 MONTHS RANGE!! Amazing non? Makes me think: karma, timelines (YOWZA!, I FEEL LIKE A DRAFT DODGER) how he closed his profile in fb shortly after I defriended him, called him a mistake and faked him out with the phone thing? last idk decish? Jan? And locked it tight from all that stupid shit and trying to hit it with all them "friends" he had there after he got together with a homely looking girl with bad skin?, we are talking a span of weeks, well also I  feel like it confirms all them jokes Gem had about this guy trying to lock up something and be extra, trying to get me to meet his mom (??, member that DESPERATION MOVE?), spend the night (member those poor hostessing skills?), then ask me out after I blatantly said NO? , Also how MANY EFFING TIMES HE TRIED TO RAW DOG ME THOSE DAYS, OMG I FAIL TO COUNT, luckily I take pills like tic tac and happen to be part of the Will.I.Am Tacky Bitches league so NO. I MEAN IT FRIENDS, THIS WAS A BULLET DODGED (this would make mami foam at the mouth cause lately she has been a fucking HARPY about lipo and/or why at 38 if I got no man,  why not just impregnate mtself from whomever? Is she fucking crazy you ask? Yes, is this always? Any time we are alone? Why? Apparently I treat my niece and nephew "too nice".... Yeah, she is a jerk)

E) Lurch is going away for FOUR weeks...I was sorta itchy about what is expected of me during this interim, cause wtf!, but he TOTALLY put me at ease, he came from atl last week and took me to lunch, then sexy times at night (omg I had to go too this groupon peel thing.... My.skin.was.raw) but he patiently waited home with spike, yummy Chinese, and, um, somehow easy breezy and such, he got my spare key, which you know, how goddamned squirrelly, uncomfortable I just generally am with these things, all I can think of is: is hard not to like someone being nice, schmoopie with you or for me, to return in kind, good behavior, I think im gwtting nicer in my old age, no? But honestly, Lurch is being pretty perfect, he is sweet, well mannered, attentive, schmoopie, ADORABLE WITH SPIKE, lets me grind on his face whatever length of time, pegging (um hm), porn sharing, he took amazing AMAZING pics of spicky, talks very very openly about whatever I ask, exes, sex, his family, last night was even showing me stuff from when he was a kid and a young dude in the marines and such, cute shit. So yeah my natural personality is rather skittish with guys which in turn makes me highly suspect, well he told me over lunch the other day: "I shut that profile down, cause I cant have you thinking im out there in search of better than you" ... Which... Great and stuff but I was sorta worrying cause... If he leaves im all stuck? Bueno La said I had to speak up and I actually don't know why I was all bubble gutty about it I mean So  last night we are makingboutvin the couch and such and he says that if I want we can find us a guy.. So.... I can have my ULTIMATE SUPER FANTASYBimmf!  (Trust me my gfs have heard me on and on aboutvthis for years! Is a broken, slutty record, yes I want the to touch, kiss, um do things to each other, me, all of us but evidently we'd have to legwork it for the guy that likes,both things equally, Lurch agrees to a lot of whats on my list, willing to go with the flow) Im like COOOOOLLLL but then after sex I sorta ask how come.... Idk what I said maybe something like im not the one wanting extras at the moment just yet, or we were going over how is not been said is exclusive but surely looks that way, but also,um... He IS leaving sat....he said: "oh me? fuck that, im WAY TOO HAPPY WITH YOU so my job is to keep you pleased but I know your hunger and appetite is WAY OUT THERE and I cant dock you for that when I like you and it so much , so im trying to be flexible, I dont wanna share you but I am a realist and Ive also got no right to tell you to hold off for me so I know you might and I wanna keep things open to where, you can tell me about it, or we do it together whatever you need" ( I was feeling kind of constrained truth be told wondering  wtf was I supposed to do here but ME BEING ME I didnt want to bring this up) just him not being a dick period  and telling me i'm not judged, double standared, subject to bullshit, might mean I might actually chillax with it, but HELLO I can fully option to go to fetish party or swingers club etc.... How can I not appreciate that?! Excellent!